on the 3rd push, the time will be..

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James Blast wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:How do you work that out JOHN?
John can't give birth, and you should be abed Mum! :twisted:


and relax.....
How could I possibly be a bed? :lol:
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emilystrange wrote: monday, 9.15 am
So, was ems right?
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Nup! :cry:
not for Ricardo or the former Sexygoth, just so this topic will end ;D
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Let's open a book on it. One quid in, winner takes all.

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Not so quickly...it's a time thingy...your time I guess okay.

So my time for your one quid (what the hell is a quid?) would be my time
6AM to 7AM (the day thingy is the same thank goodness).

Who is bank and is up 24/7 to make sure the calling is correct?

This won't work surely...
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Quid = £1 in colloquial English =)
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the 6th of June 06 has passed, so she'll have to live with being a fat burd, Forever! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thanks Motz! :D and Mr. Blast I would edit that if I was you...

she's tired, irritable and very hormonal...remember!

I think it's happening at the moment and will be a baby of tomorrow's wee hours...for my euro's worth.
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she's miles away and up the duff, am no feart! ;D
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that never stopped diana, dear.

right.. tomorrow, 5.45pm
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3 weeks on wednesday.

Soz Di. The hour of birth will be between 2AM and 3AM on the morning of Thursday 19th October. You read it hear first.
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A grand on it being Christmas day...








... NEXT YEAR! :eek: :lol:
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So any news yet?

I think...
mh you're wrong
MB i'm wrong
ems stands a chance
*edit* apology to Planet Dave, I hadn't read your second line so you too are in the running.

The rest I'm ignoring because that's just silly.

Are we allowed to bet again?
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you want news? i'll give you news!

malachi john lawrence campbell. born 10.38pm october 18th 2006. weighing in at a healthy eight pounds and six ounces*.

malachi and di are doing just fine but i'm knackered!

now, you didn't think i was going to leave you without a piccy did you?

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*note for continental types and other foreigners: i have no idea what that is in kgs - work it out for yourselves.
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  • :notworthy: Top News!! :notworthy:
  • Wee Malachi is pure brilliant!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!

What a wee beauty! :kiss: Absolutely adorable.

Massive congrats to Mum and Dad :notworthy: 8)
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Yaaaaaaay and awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww AND whilst Pater wears his Heartland tee.

Massive congrats to you both.

Love Ness
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Congratulations to all three of you!

Though I'm not sure you should suggest you're more knackered than Di Richey... :wink:
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Congrats :D
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Congratulations! :notworthy:
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Say good bye to sleep.. Okay, you allready did.
Congratulations, best wishes to the three of you!
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Congratulations to you mum and dad
and a sweet kiss for the new born :kiss:
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RicheyJames wrote:you want news? i'll give you news!

malachi john lawrence campbell. born 10.38pm october 18th 2006. weighing in at a healthy eight pounds and six ounces*.

malachi and di are doing just fine but i'm knackered!
Welcome to the world baby Malachi 8) Congratulations Di and Richey!

(8lb 6oz is 3.8 kg I think.)
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Good news :D
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Congrats to the pair of you, and welcome to the world Malachi, cute little git. :D :D :notworthy:
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