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emilystrange wrote:gaahhhhhhh stop it!
you do realise markyfiendy will bin this in the morning... :innocent: :twisted:
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emilystrange wrote:gaahhhhhhh stop it!
just give them your stare!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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emilystrange wrote:gaahhhhhhh stop it!
Why ? Isn 't it beautiful ? ;D
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eotunun wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Dark wrote: Jawohl!
Geil!
Sorry, but that´s Rööchtööööööch! according to contemporary HL´s Dictionary, post invasion edition.
I see. :lol:
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alas the plebs took over. :roll:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:alas the plebs took over. :roll:
'Twas ever thus. :wink:
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smiscandlon wrote:
canon docre wrote:alas the plebs took over. :roll:
'Twas ever thus. :wink:
Indeed. ;D
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Badlander wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
canon docre wrote:alas the plebs took over. :roll:
'Twas ever thus. :wink:
Indeed. ;D
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Obviousman wrote:
Badlander wrote:
smiscandlon wrote: 'Twas ever thus. :wink:
Indeed. ;D
Genau!
Here it comes again ! :twisted:
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Badlander wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
Badlander wrote: Indeed. ;D
Genau!
Here it comes again ! :twisted:
What? Where? When? :eek:
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<?php
function removeNestedQuotes&#40;$post&#41;
&#123;
	/* if there is more than one set of &#91;QUOTE&#93; or &#91;quote&#93; tags in a post, 
		remove everything inside the second set */
	$quotelevel = 0;
	$result = "";
	for &#40; $i=0 ; $i<strlen&#40;$post&#41; ; $i++&#41; //go through each character in $post
	&#123;
		if &#40;strtolower&#40;substr&#40;$post,$i,7&#41;&#41; == "&#91;quote&#93;"&#41; $quotelevel++; // add one to $quotelevel every time we hit a quote tag
		if &#40;strtolower&#40;substr&#40;$post,$i-8,8&#41;&#41; == "&#91;/quote&#93;"&#41; $quotelevel--; // subtract from $quotelevel when that quote tag is closed again
		if &#40;$quotelevel < 2&#41; $result = $result . substr&#40;$post,$i,1&#41;; // if quotelevel below 2 then add current character to result
	&#125;
	return $result;	
&#125;
?>
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Dark wrote:
eotunun wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: Geil!
Sorry, but that´s Rööchtööööööch! according to contemporary HL´s Dictionary, post invasion edition.
I see. :lol:

...but its unstoppable, its developed a mind of its own!
(unlike us lot!)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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bushman*pm wrote:
Dark wrote:
eotunun wrote:Sorry, but that´s Rööchtööööööch! according to contemporary HL´s Dictionary, post invasion edition.
I see. :lol:

...but its unstoppable, its developed a mind of its own!
(unlike us lot!)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well we better make the most of it while we have the chance then. :twisted:
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mh wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
Dark wrote: I see. :lol:

...but its unstoppable, its developed a mind of its own!
(unlike us lot!)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well we better make the most of it while we have the chance then. :twisted:
'choice' hints at alternatives? please advise......
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bushman*pm wrote:
mh wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
...but its unstoppable, its developed a mind of its own!
(unlike us lot!)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well we better make the most of it while we have the chance then. :twisted:
'choice' hints at alternatives? please advise......
Doesn't get any better I'm afraid ;D
Styles are a lie.

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Obviousman wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
mh wrote: Well we better make the most of it while we have the chance then. :twisted:
'choice' hints at alternatives? please advise......
Doesn't get any better I'm afraid ;D
better than what though?
8)
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bushman*pm wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
bushman*pm wrote: 'choice' hints at alternatives? please advise......
Doesn't get any better I'm afraid ;D
better than what though?
8)
:innocent:
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Obviousman wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Doesn't get any better I'm afraid ;D
better than what though?
8)
:innocent:

there must be more to life
than this...............
(EST)
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bushman*pm wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
bushman*pm wrote: better than what though?
8)
:innocent:

there must be more to life
than this...............
(EST)
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canon docre wrote:alas the plebs took over. :roll:
Dear sweet fragrant Miss Docre - alas, I was unable to reason with them, all of my fine words were insufficient to sooth the savage breast of the mob. Let me take you away from all this inanity to a place where bon mots flow like fine wine, to where we may converse as erudite and literate grown-ups
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Badlander wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
Obviousman wrote::innocent:

there must be more to life
than this...............
(EST)
I love you guys ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best bunch of silly bastards ever. :kiss: :oops: :notworthy:

OI, who are you calling silly bar steward?
:von:
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bushman*pm wrote:
Badlander wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
there must be more to life
than this...............
(EST)
I love you guys ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best bunch of silly bastards ever. :kiss: :oops: :notworthy:

OI, who are you calling silly bar steward?
:von:
I'm getting dizzy. :eek:
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Nic wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:
Badlander wrote: I love you guys ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best bunch of silly bastards ever. :kiss: :oops: :notworthy:

OI, who are you calling silly bar steward?
:von:
I'm getting dizzy. :eek:
try this then: left click the mouse over the (ever decreasing) small blue bar on the right and move it up and down quickly!
if that dont make you seasick your well hard!
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OK! Enough!

I am very disappointed in you all. :|

except ems, of course ;D
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James Blast wrote:OK! Enough!

I am very disappointed in you all. :|

except ems, of course ;D


creep!
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