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Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 21:54
by scotty
canon docre wrote:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...
Any as Big as
this?..................now
that's One Big Black Cock
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 21:54
by DerekR
canon docre wrote:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that
scares me
especially if it features big black cocks
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 21:55
by canon docre
scotty wrote:canon docre wrote:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...
Any as Big as
this?..................now
that's One Big Black Cock
Cripes.
Especially the red head is turning me on.
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 21:58
by canon docre
DerekR wrote:canon docre wrote:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that
scares me
especially if it features big black cocks
stop it. I already have a too vidid conception of your "Love Grotto" at home.
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 22:00
by DerekR
canon docre wrote:DerekR wrote:canon docre wrote:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that
scares me
especially if it features big black cocks
stop it. I already have a too vidid conception of your "Love Grotto" at home.
Be assured, the reality is probably far, far worse
Posted: 16 Mar 2007, 22:03
by 6FeetOver
DerekR wrote:Be assured, the reality is probably far, far worse
\m/
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 00:08
by weebleswobble
DerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating
Good Lord, next thing you know there'll be a new Sissies album
actually really happy for you big man
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 00:15
by James Blast
See what happens when I go off to watch The Sisters live in Mockba DVD?
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana...
no, even I know I went too far there 
Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?
*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 00:20
by canon docre
James Blast wrote:See what happens when I go off to watch The Sisters live in Mockba DVD?
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana...
no, even I know I went too far there
General
Blast, this time I take full responsibility for pulling this thread down the gutter.
I'll await an adequate punishment.
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 01:19
by weebleswobble
Fruit, fruit, I need fresh fruit!!!!
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 18:20
by James Blast
canon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to
Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collection
is a month long enough to view it all DR? 
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 18:28
by Izzy HaveMercy
James Blast wrote:canon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to
Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collection
is a month long enough to view it all DR?
Most modern DVD players can cope with a 32x speed playback, that'll come in handy
IZ.
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 18:50
by 6FeetOver
James Blast wrote:Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?
*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"
NOW I get it - the crickets-and-air conditioners set! Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 18:52
by 6FeetOver
James Blast wrote:canon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to
Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collection
Hopefully it'll get sprayed with disinfectant, first - you don't know where it's been, after all...
Posted: 17 Mar 2007, 19:04
by James Blast
SINsister wrote:you don't know where it's been
on a pub crawl round Leeds
Posted: 18 Mar 2007, 00:33
by MadameButterfly
ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...
*excuse me*
Posted: 18 Mar 2007, 00:52
by boudicca
MadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...
*excuse me*
Cheers for sharing, Debs
Posted: 18 Mar 2007, 01:36
by Carpathian Psychonaut
boudicca wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...
*excuse me*
Cheers for sharing, Debs
Just metaphorically !
Posted: 18 Mar 2007, 04:09
by 6FeetOver
Hehehehe. Bleah!
Posted: 18 Mar 2007, 14:52
by weebleswobble
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:boudicca wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...
*excuse me*
Cheers for sharing, Debs
Just metaphorically !
Scat's Entertainment
Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 10:02
by MadameButterfly
weebleswobble wrote:Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:
Just metaphorically !
Scat's Entertainment
calm down kids...
...it was only a huge fart.
Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 10:23
by Ahráyeph
The Eloquence of Flatulence...
Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 12:35
by markfiend
Funniest
Thread
EVAR!
Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 22:17
by timsinister
James Blast wrote:SINsister wrote:you don't know where it's been
on a pub crawl round Leeds
No, that was
Mark I was dragging from pub to pub.
Posted: 19 Mar 2007, 22:24
by 6FeetOver
