My Heartland tshirt

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Weebles, that is just wrong. :eek: :lol:
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"i posted them approx 2 weeks ago. i didn't send them registered though

ok, i will send a paypal refund of €28 to the same email address that made the payment - if this is your friend's email account then you will need to ask them for it back.

of that 28 euros, €22 will be the cost of the shirts your friend incorrectly ordered, and i will reimburse you the €6 that it cost you to return the tee your friend incorrectly ordered.

if you do receive ANY of the shirts i've posted, please just keep them. they are of no use to me, and i cant afford to keep sending them out and then having to pay to have them sent back...

i cant do any more than that.

so, check your email for a paypal refund notification.

i'm sorry you did not manage to get your shirts. i've never had a situation like this happen with anyone else.

i think will not send them to portugal again - your postal service is too unreliable."

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hi Q

First of all I must remind that I should receive 2 packs in the first time and I receive only 1... then I should receive 1 pack and I receive none... I sent you 1 pack and you receive it... is that right...?

(then... Lets think you really send it...)

If you dont want to send (?) more tshirts to Portugal for me thats ok... But... why you say the portuguese postal office are too unreliable...? Why arent the Uk ones...?

Second: If you havent had a situation like this before... me too... everything I pay I receive... register or no register... sent in cash or paypal... (till now...)

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The main problem for me is that I still dont have the Tshirts... :(
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I'm sure Our Esteemed Be-Quiffed Leader doesn't need me to leap to his defence, but I would say that your situation sounds unique, Dirge. It does sound rather as if your t-shirts have been lost in the post in a bizarrely permanent way, lost beyond the wit of man to locate them. Perhaps your postie is sporting some very nice black t-shirts with a certain url printed on them?
All I can say is that there was no problem with getting some shirts delivered to the far side of the pond, where the postal service is notoriously unreliable and sometimes goes armed. I'd be prepared to vouch for Quiff's reliability in these things - if he was shifty I don't reckon many of us would stick around for too long.

Sorry you didn't get your shirts, though :(
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EvilBastard wrote:I'm sure Our Esteemed Be-Quiffed Leader doesn't need me to leap to his defence, but I would say that your situation sounds unique, Dirge. It does sound rather as if your t-shirts have been lost in the post in a bizarrely permanent way, lost beyond the wit of man to locate them. Perhaps your postie is sporting some very nice black t-shirts with a certain url printed on them?
All I can say is that there was no problem with getting some shirts delivered to the far side of the pond, where the postal service is notoriously unreliable and sometimes goes armed. I'd be prepared to vouch for Quiff's reliability in these things - if he was shifty I don't reckon many of us would stick around for too long.

Sorry you didn't get your shirts, though :(
If you (all) say so... I'm sure he is...

and sorry I dont know where's the problem and who has the tshirts...

But I will not say the problem is uk postal office... or the portuguese postal office... or Quiff.. or my neighbour... I dont know... sorry...

Lets be honest...

cheers
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can I just kick the shit outta ^Dirge^ now?

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James Blast wrote:can I just kick the shit outta ^Dirge^ now?

have faith
Only if we can mail you to him while you are wearing only HL underwear. :eek:

Besides, I thought that you were more into stabbing? :?: Try not to be cranky; that job is taken around here.
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a stabbing is so passe Martin, try and keep up at the back
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James Blast wrote:a stabbing is so passe Martin, try and keep up at the back
So you can change? ;D
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still in Baltimore....? :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:still in Baltimore....? :innocent:
No, but maybe again in a few weeks. Is there a Baltimore Blast by any chance? :innocent:
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DJ Nephilimbabe wrote:I'm sure he won't thank me for this, but here is Somekindofstranger strutting his stuff at Novembers Coven.

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No, I'm sure he won't..... :oops:

May I apologise to QB for any loss of revenue caused by the publication of this picture!
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weebleswobble wrote:May I interest sir in a pair of these?
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Modelled by myself, obviously ;D

Do these come in XL? :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:a stabbing is so passe Martin, try and keep up at the back
What is the killing method of choice now James, a rolled up newspaper? :wink:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
James Blast wrote:a stabbing is so passe Martin, try and keep up at the back
What is the killing method of choice now James, a rolled up newspaper? :wink:
getting your HL pants out, it would seem :o :lol:
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If QB does design some HL undergarments, how will he handle returns? ;D
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Petseri wrote:If QB does design some HL undergarments, how will he handle returns? ;D
very carefully....
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I am not sure I trust this Quiffy Boy, so I pose the following questions:
How long has he been on this board?
How many weeds has he errrrr "weeded"?
How many people have bought shirts and received them?
Has anyone ever met "him"?
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:lol:

1) for ever
2) not as many as i should, eh petseri? ;D
3) in excess of 100
4) my mum has

:P
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Quiff Boy wrote::lol:

1) for ever
2) not as many as i should, eh petseri? ;D
3) in excess of 100
4) my mum has

:P
ahhh, but my mum lies for me too! :lol:
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:
Petseri wrote:If QB does design some HL undergarments, how will he handle returns? ;D
very carefully....
...using industrial protection and a pair of very large tongs...
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mh wrote:...using industrial protection on a pair of very large thongs...
Fixed! ;D
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:How long has he been on this board?
I have seen some posts from at least 1970. ;D

His weeding is fine. 8)
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Petseri wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:How long has he been on this board?
I have seen some posts from at least 1970. ;D

His weeding is fine. 8)
Well, I will cut him some slack THIS time! :wink:
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Weird thing is that I've now received three heartland t shirts that I didn't order. A large, a medium and a ladies shirt.
I can't quite make out the post mark on the parcel .... "port...." something or other.

Nobody seems to want them so I'll use them to wash the windows or something.
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