Heartland

Well, perhaps most men just aren't up to the challenge, eh?

Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!

My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!

Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....

I really need to move to the Netherlands.

Aye!

"ooobhaa oooobhaa" .... I think it goes....

Got loads of men tall enough to introduce you to Sinnie...

MadameButterfly wrote:Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!

My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!

Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....

wrong thread ...try the "joke of the day" one

Tell me psichonaut, ever done it with a Dutch boy?

MadameButterfly wrote:Tell me psichonaut, ever done it with a Dutch boy?

no boy...?...no i think....but girl yes

Thank you but it's actually about Sinnie getting to the Netherlands now ain't it?

MadameButterfly wrote:Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!

My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!

Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....

Quick as a flash, he saw his duty. Throwing away his flowers, the boy clambered up the heights until he reached the hole. His chubby little finger was thrust in, almost before he knew it. The flowing was stopped! Ah! he thought, with a chuckle of boyish delight, the angry waters must stay back now!

paint it black wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!

My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!

Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....

Quick as a flash, he saw his duty. Throwing away his flowers, the boy clambered up the heights until he reached the hole. His chubby little finger was thrust in, almost before he knew it. The flowing was stopped! Ah! he thought, with a chuckle of boyish delight, the angry waters must stay back now!

Gawd and we know it's going to FLOOD at one time or another now don't we!

MadameButterfly wrote:Gawd and we know it's going to FLOOD at one time or another now don't we!

Only if it's done correctly, of course.

SINsister wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Gawd and we know it's going to FLOOD at one time or another now don't we!

Only if it's done correctly, of course.

The Dutch do know how Sinnie! I have proof!
*hangs out TG for a sec*

Woman just fuckinglove him! His ways and gentle nature, he turns many a woman on....

...I just glance and grin in their direction as I know who he goes home with and sleeps with *ahem*....

I'm sure the gay men look at him too! The blonde chicks with big boobies don't stand a chance but they don't know that! heehee!

Again, which thread am I posting on?

Oh dear!

Cigar for Jos!

(Don't be getting any funny ideas with it, now!)

No seriously Claire...I do get jealous!

He's my husband and knows why!

But the best thing is we are both open minded!

Women and men fall for him! *what can i say?*

*he fell for me?*

lucky him and me

or not obviously! *karma flow*

but,madamebutterfly in 20 minutes you can fall in love and still not have an orgasm ..

golfinggoth wrote:but,madamebutterfly in 20 minutes you can fall in love and still not have an orgasm ..

yeah but i fall in love so easily!

*it's a weakness i know*



an orgasm takes time with me dear sir!

TMIIMHO

i wanna know wots in your in box?

golfinggoth wrote:i wanna know wots in your in box?

So do so many...the delicious thing is..our PM in boxes are for our eyes only...oh how James Blond of me the idea Sinnie has of 007!

My in box is my private reign within these walls so I don't tell..ever..
It's the one thing that has kept me safe within these walls all these years.

golfinggoth wrote:but,madamebutterfly in 20 minutes you can fall in love and still not have an orgasm ..

...or have 1 orgasm and don't fall in love

MadameButterfly wrote:Tell me psichonaut, ever done it with a Dutch boy?

But as we all know, Dutch boys only do it with dykes!

A Third option would get my vote - that being "Both" in more or less equal terms LOLOLOLOL.

Yet I have to admit that HL is much more stimulating - for the mind than Pron - but I am also a very visual person

MadameButterfly wrote:

boudicca wrote:You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.

Oo-er

Hee! Yeah listen to her gentlemen!
I'm sure Andy TG could help them work things out...

@ Madame - Yes - I could and would

boudicca wrote:Nah, he's Welsh

@ Boudicca - Ahem - meaning what exactly

I am a Celt afterall

psichonaut wrote:...or have 1 orgasm...

Only *1*?