Heartland

mh wrote:You're not the Mod Goddess any more, Sinnie? Well, you'll always glow in our world I suppose! (pass the puke bag)

You don't have to pretend to like me anymore, silly!

Can I be goff for one time?
On the Floodland moon?
The dark side of it?

Sure Ozpat!

Floodland album cover - with The Moon from The Mighty Boosh...
Just think about it

Andrew Eldrich... 'ees walkin' on me face!

Hexe Luciferia wrote:This is getting better and better by the hour

Guys, I love you all.
You may hate me but I love you all.

@ Hexe Love You / Hate You - yout still going to need to Audition for me

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote:This is getting better and better by the hour

Guys, I love you all.
You may hate me but I love you all.

@ Hexe Love You / Hate You - yout still going to need to Audition for me

I was thinking "garden" instead of "couch"

@ Madame - As my PART has not been cast as yet (at least not here!) can I be a sexual deviant mad doctor sort of thing - who go struck off for giving his lady patients too much pleasure?

Hexe Luciferia wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote:This is getting better and better by the hour

Guys, I love you all.
You may hate me but I love you all.

@ Hexe Love You / Hate You - yout still going to need to Audition for me

I was thinking "garden" instead of "couch"

I hope you mean Garden Of Delight ? - if not you will have to enlighten me

I was thinking balls to the couch - I am thinking bath/shower

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote:

Andy TG wrote: @ Hexe Love You / Hate You - yout still going to need to Audition for me

I was thinking "garden" instead of "couch"

I hope you mean Garden Of Delight ? - if not you will have to enlighten me

I was thinking balls to the couch - I am thinking bath/shower

Of course garden of Delight
And yes, balls to the couch.

P.S. By the way, mad doctor, do you need an ass-istant? I could be some sort of weird android helping you out with any sort of experiments

Andy TG wrote:@ Madame - As my PART has not been cast as yet (at least not here!) can I be a sexual deviant mad doctor sort of thing - who go struck off for giving his lady patients too much pleasure?

SURE Andy TG if your lady patients are willing to play the role....

Just easy does it that you don't go overboard in your imagination and rock this little boat that she lands in the bin!

The rules of HL still stay within this thread....

Viewers of the underage may be lurking as are the THEY so QB still holds the high hand if you will...it's up to us to behave and allow the imagination to flow...some thought...some told...some remains the jewel of a mystery.

Hexe Luciferia wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote: I was thinking "garden" instead of "couch"

I hope you mean Garden Of Delight ? - if not you will have to enlighten me

I was thinking balls to the couch - I am thinking bath/shower

Of course garden of Delight
And yes, balls to the couch.

P.S. By the way, mad doctor, do you need an ass-istant? I could be some sort of weird android helping you out with any sort of experiments

@ Hexe - Ass-Istant (NOT MY IDEA MODS!!!) Yes - but only if you are your lovely warmblooded pale ikkle sexy self - with lots of velcro fastening lingerie

OOOOO - Experiments - Cloning - Bingos 3 Hexe's - all dressed in .........(Very little!)

MadameButterfly wrote:

Andy TG wrote:@ Madame - As my PART has not been cast as yet (at least not here!) can I be a sexual deviant mad doctor sort of thing - who go struck off for giving his lady patients too much pleasure?

SURE Andy TG if your lady patients are willing to play the role....

Just easy does it that you don't go overboard in your imagination and rock this little boat that she lands in the bin!

The rules of HL still stay within this thread....

Viewers of the underage may be lurking as are the THEY so QB still holds the high hand if you will...it's up to us to behave and allow the imagination to flow...some thought...some told...some remains the jewel of a mystery.

@ Madame - Of Course "I" will keep it clean (well as much as I can)

Yet - I feel that most (if not all - i dont know) members are over 18 or at least close to that age. Perhaps a warning should placed on the thread title - If under 18 or easily offended please do not enter. What do think Kiddo?

@AndyTG: of course I'll be myself

Sorry Mods.
I'll retreat into the shadows now...

I will just say now, that if I post in this thread whilst drunk, I apologise in advance for whatever drivel and bodyparts may occur

Hexe Luciferia wrote:@AndyTG: of course I'll be myself

Sorry Mods.
I'll retreat into the shadows now...

Hence why I would have a overwhelming desire to clone YOU

Come back - your filthy mind is an inspriation and needed here very much

I dont want to be the only sexual deviant in residence (OOO have i said the wrong thing Hexe?)

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote:@AndyTG: of course I'll be myself

Sorry Mods.
I'll retreat into the shadows now...

Hence why I would have a overwhelming desire to clone YOU

Come back - your filthy mind is an inspriation and needed here very much

I dont want to be the only sexual deviant in residence (OOO have i said the wrong thing Hexe?)

Nothing wrong in my book dear!
I will go soon as I need to feed Alien, he's needy little b*stard!

Honeythorn wrote:I will just say now, that if I post in this thread whilst drunk, I apologise in advance for whatever drivel and bodyparts may occur

You really haven't been around here long, have you?

I can't recall a Heartlander ever apologising for the bollocks they post while drunk ... let alone doing it before the fact!

I like the cut of your jib.

Hexe Luciferia wrote:

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote:@AndyTG: of course I'll be myself

Sorry Mods.
I'll retreat into the shadows now...

Hence why I would have a overwhelming desire to clone YOU

Come back - your filthy mind is an inspriation and needed here very much

I dont want to be the only sexual deviant in residence (OOO have i said the wrong thing Hexe?)

Nothing wrong in my book dear!
I will go soon as I need to feed Alien, he's needy little b*stard!

Great (wipes sweat from brow!)

Just give some CHAVS - that should keep him happy for a bit - No Balls or Backbone though - as they dont have any! LOL

Andy TG wrote:

Hexe Luciferia wrote:

Andy TG wrote: Hence why I would have a overwhelming desire to clone YOU

Come back - your filthy mind is an inspriation and needed here very much

I dont want to be the only sexual deviant in residence (OOO have i said the wrong thing Hexe?)

Nothing wrong in my book dear!
I will go soon as I need to feed Alien, he's needy little b*stard!

Great (wipes sweat from brow!)

Just give some CHAVS - that should keep him happy for a bit - No Balls or Backbone though - as they dont have any! LOL

Absolutely.

Honeythorn wrote:I will just say now, that if I post in this thread whilst drunk, I apologise in advance for whatever drivel and bodyparts may occur

Drivel or Dribble? LOL - Feel free to spout any Drivel you like Honeythorn - you will be amongst many other - often drunk friends

I for one look forward to your spoutings LOL

Andy TG wrote:I for one look forward to your spoutings LOL

I ......... no, never mind.

My thoughts are probably better suited to the Heartland vs Porn thread...

Bless me father for I have sinned ....


It will be a mixture of drivel AND dribble. Fortunately you only get the driVel. I'm the one who has to clean up the oral residues over here...

Honeythorn wrote:I'm the one who has to clean up the oral residues over here...

Oh, my.

Honeythorn wrote: Bless me father for I have sinned ....


It will be a mixture of drivel AND dribble. Fortunately you only get the driVel. I'm the one who has to clean up the oral residues over here...

@ Honeythorn - AND your not even trying to be dirty!!!!

Sadly apart from an incident or two waaay back in the past, I'm far too innocent to be dirty.