Heartland

if I were a certain member, I'd do a bad version of that

but I'm not

so I won't

James Blast wrote:if I were a certain member, I'd do a bad version of that

but I'm not

so I won't

That's why I put the daft piccie in

WHY DID THEY TAKE MR HAPPY DOWN? I know it was some time ago now (um about 1992 kind of time) but I still mourn his loss.

You know, when you're going onto the M8 at Cardonald... was it the conjunction of a happy smiling face and the road to Paisley that the toon cooncil just thought too ridiculous?

I know a guid doktor...

James Blast wrote:if I were a certain member, I'd do a bad version of that

but I'm not

so I won't

Ticket to Scotland now booked (the other way's still to be sorted)

s'ok, we'll keep ye

ok...i can handle the truth: what exactly is the blast party of the century, and am i not invited simply because that's the best way to guarantee my attendance?

it folds space and eh... it's sold out

not being elitist or over particular but - house is a feeling or in my case a small bungalow on Glasgow's South side
family and family friends will be there, I have to consider them, I've known them for longer

Surely there's always room for a tattooed, speeding nutter though?
(I mean that in the best possible way of course, Lee )

what would The Mum tell her buddies ~ "Oh he's some mentalist speed freak that dabbles in allsorts of poodle poking, puckering, pedantry, pummeling and peas 'n gravy"?

I think not...

I reckon Molly could handle him

but, her buddies?

we are talking 70+ and Catholic in every sense

James Blast wrote:but, her buddies?

we are talking 70+ and Catholic in every sense

Talk about worlds colliding

ladies who do mass, then coffee, then lunch

Are you saying I shouldn't turn up in my "Fuck me and marry me young" T shirt then?

James Blast wrote:ladies who do mass, then coffee, then lunch

Can I bring my wee mum? She's going to Mass on weekdays now that she's retired, I'm beginning to worry...

DR ~ probably best not (doubt she'd notice, but...)
Claire's Mum ~ sorry missus, we're not from your bracket but I do ken you types do enjoy 'slumming' it sometimes, so ok
PS. there will be a retired 'Hiedie' at it

DerekR wrote:Are you saying I shouldn't turn up in my "Fuck me and marry me young" T shirt then?

oh, i always wanted one of them! very nice.
t xx

taliabee wrote:

DerekR wrote:Are you saying I shouldn't turn up in my "Fuck me and marry me young" T shirt then?

oh, i always wanted one of them! very nice.
t xx

I haven't actually got one, just winding Blast up

I do have an Utterly Bastard Groovy one though

...and a Sisters Zippo lighter....but you can't mention them around here, people get jealous

James Blast wrote:Claire's Mum ~ sorry missus, we're not from your bracket but I do ken you types do enjoy 'slumming' it sometimes, so ok
PS. there will be a retired 'Hiedie' at it

Her "bracket"? Ma maw's fae Kilbirnie, Ja-mes Floodland indeed

(And ma da's fae Maryhill - born just near The Viking, for all you Glesga cultural afficionados. They were "upwardly mobile" and broke out of the ghetto )

By the way, The Mum won't really be coming, she doesnae want to cramp my style

Or have you cramp her's.

Sorry, you walked into that one!

Flights have now been booked in both directions

So, what colour of shirt is acceptable for 70+ catholics then? I ken I'd best not wear the orange one round Glasgow, but hey

orange is fine, July's passed

You'll need to explain that one to me, but I have no doubt that'll happen