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Johnny Boy wrote:The Prem kicks off and induces that strange phenomenon known as 'footie avatar' ... :wink:
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David Sylvian lyrics? And from probably my favourite album ever...
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JansenClone wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:The Prem kicks off and induces that strange phenomenon known as 'footie avatar' ... :wink:
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On the waterfront the rain,
Is pouring in my heart ...
David Sylvian lyrics? And from probably my favourite album ever...
My other obssession that I keep private. :oops:

'Trees' and 'Earth' are also v.good and the RTC effort came close. Can't quite handle some of his more recent stuff with Robert Fripp wailing in the background. Doesn't quite work. :|

Yes, 'Secrets Of The Bee-hive' is a classic masterpiece. :notworthy:

Everybody raid your piggy banks and trot along to your local record shop.
Ask the man nicely and he may sell you something fit to grace anyone's music collection.

NB: 'Secrets ...' not to be confused with his latest offering 'Dead Bees On A Cake' ...he has a bee fetish ...so what? :wink:
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"This is primarily an educational site, which proves that soccer is an activity that has a reflexive nature with violent, perverted people."

Yup, nailed me in one. :twisted:
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Violent? Erm, no.

Perverted? Damn right. Bring it on! :D

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Loki
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So returning to the original thread ...I make it:

13 Brits
4 Yanks
2 Irish
1 Irish/Polish
2 Swedes
1 Anglo Swede
2 Norwegians
2 Belgians
1 Estonian
1 South African
1 Dutch
1 German
1 Spaniard
1 Canuck
1 Aussie
and an Englishman abroad. :notworthy:

The list may not be 100% accurate as some of the answers were so convoluted, I just stuck a pin in a map to determine your nationaility. :eek:

25(ish) responses from 294 registered users can only mean:

a) The question was too difficult. :urff:
b) 269 live on a different planet. :eek:

Who are they, but more importantly, where are they?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that woman on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
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Black Planet wrote:Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that woman on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that woman on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
Nah, I reserve that for people who have the urge to talk about "java" or "cookies" (mmm, coffee and biscuits :-)).

Seriously though, I'd forgotten their was actually a point to this thread...
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that woman on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
haven't you been reading? those are reserved for me :!: ;D :urff:

you just come across as spooky :twisted:
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hallucienate wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that woman on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
haven't you been reading? those are reserved for me :!: ;D :urff:

you just come across as spooky :twisted:
Thanks Hal. "Spooky" we like! :lol:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that women on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
Sort of figured you'd be taking notes...Have you come to any conclusions yet?
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Black Planet wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Now all you need to do is take a survey of Heartland ladies bra cup sizes to support Snubnose's theory that women on the continent have smaller breasts than british women. ;)
You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
Sort of figured you'd be taking notes...Have you come to any conclusions yet?
I'm hopin' Johnny was joking to be honest...
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Jim wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote: You think I haven't been taking notes on the t-shirt thread ..!? :wink:

Seriously, after wasting 30mins of my life, compiling the above list, I came over all weird :urff: and was half expecting Jim's *cough*Geek*cough* post ... :eek:
Sort of figured you'd be taking notes...Have you come to any conclusions yet?
I'm hopin' Johnny was joking to be honest...
No notes. Yes joking ...hence my rant to CorpPunk when I thought he was being a perv but turned out she was paying a compliment. I think.
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I took notes... the result is that there are some heartland women on the continent who will blow Snubnose's theory out of the water. Perhaps they just weren't at the beach that day.... ;)
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Johnny Boy wrote:So returning to the original thread ...I make it:

13 Brits
4 Yanks
2 Irish
1 Irish/Polish
2 Swedes
1 Anglo Swede
2 Norwegians
2 Belgians
1 Estonian
1 South African
1 Dutch
1 German
1 Spaniard
1 Canuck
1 Aussie
and an Englishman abroad. :notworthy:

The list may not be 100% accurate as some of the answers were so convoluted, I just stuck a pin in a map to determine your nationaility. :eek:

25(ish) responses from 294 registered users can only mean:

a) The question was too difficult. :urff:
b) 269 live on a different planet. :eek:

Who are they, but more importantly, where are they?
Oi! That's 12 Brits and 1 Glaswegian :x
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Jim wrote:Seriously though, I'd forgotten their was actually a point to this thread...
I just amazed that in the space of a few posts the thread has once again unravelled. :urff:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Jim wrote:Seriously though, I'd forgotten their was actually a point to this thread...
I just amazed that in the space of a few posts the thread has once again unravelled. :urff:
Aye, we've got well short attention spans. Ironic what with us being Sisters fans...
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Big Si wrote: Oi! That's 12 Brits and 1 Glaswegian :x
Sorry Big Si. My error.

Public correction: 12 Brits and one who wears skirts and paints his face blue. :innocent:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Big Si wrote: Oi! That's 12 Brits and 1 Glaswegian :x
Sorry Big Si. My error.

Public correction: 12 Brits and one who wears skirts and paints his face blue. :innocent:
Chairman Bux? :wink: :D
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Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Big Si wrote: Oi! That's 12 Brits and 1 Glaswegian :x
Sorry Big Si. My error.

Public correction: 12 Brits and one who wears skirts and paints his face blue. :innocent:
Chairman Bux? :wink: :D
Ooooooeeeh ...the Heartland equivalent of 'Muuummm'?

*Skulks away, bravado deserting, shaking like a leaf*
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote: Sorry Big Si. My error.

Public correction: 12 Brits and one who wears skirts and paints his face blue. :innocent:
Chairman Bux? :wink: :D
Ooooooeeeh ...the Heartland equivalent of 'Muuummm'?

*Skulks away, bravado deserting, shaking like a leaf*
Och ya big southern jessie! :D
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Big Si wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Big Si wrote: Chairman Bux? :wink: :D
Ooooooeeeh ...the Heartland equivalent of 'Muuummm'?

*Skulks away, bravado deserting, shaking like a leaf*
Och ya big southern jessie! :D
(Whispers) He scares me :roll:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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His new avatar scares me!
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Black Planet wrote:His new avatar scares me!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Black Planet wrote:His new avatar scares me!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... tion.shtml :wink: :D
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