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8 please as I'll be playing in the style of Captain Fantastic Mr Steven Gerrard
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Mav787 wrote:8 please as I'll be playing in the style of Captain Fantastic Mr Steven Gerrard
We might as well concede defeat now then !
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Mav787 wrote:8 please as I'll be playing in the style of Captain Fantastic Mr Steven Gerrard
We might as well concede defeat now then !
eh, now, then -behave yourself young man!

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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Mav787 wrote:8 please as I'll be playing in the style of Captain Fantastic Mr Steven Gerrard
We might as well concede defeat now then !
I was going to pick the shirt number of a great Scottish midfielder but I couldn't remember anyone more recent than Graeme Souness.

Plus only Suarez and Toure scored more points than Stevie last season so you can scoff but in your heart you know he's been a great player.
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Mav787 wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Mav787 wrote:8 please as I'll be playing in the style of Captain Fantastic Mr Steven Gerrard
We might as well concede defeat now then !
I was going to pick the shirt number of a great Scottish midfielder but I couldn't remember anyone more recent than Graeme Souness.
You can be Gerrard of 10 years ago. :P

There are a few decent Scottish midfielders - Craig Bryson being the best of the crop at present. :wink:

Let's not forget Archie Gemmil - and maybe Gordon Strachan. :)
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There are a few decent Scottish midfielders - Craig Bryson being the best of the crop at present. :wink:

Let's not forget Archie Gemmil - and maybe Gordon Strachan. :)
I had to google Craig Bryson as I'd never heard of him.

Archie Gemmill was brilliant. Strachan OK, as was Gary Macca but the cupboard has been bare of late.
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Mav787 wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
There are a few decent Scottish midfielders - Craig Bryson being the best of the crop at present. :wink:

Let's not forget Archie Gemmil - and maybe Gordon Strachan. :)
I had to google Craig Bryson as I'd never heard of him.

Archie Gemmill was brilliant. Strachan OK, as was Gary Macca but the cupboard has been bare of late.
Bryson is top draw.

How could I forget Gary Mac? :?
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Mav787 wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: We might as well concede defeat now then !
I was going to pick the shirt number of a great Scottish midfielder but I couldn't remember anyone more recent than Graeme Souness.
You can be Gerrard of 10 years ago. :P

There are a few decent Scottish midfielders - Craig Bryson being the best of the crop at present. :wink:

Let's not forget Archie Gemmil - and maybe Gordon Strachan. :)
It was just a tongue in cheek comment after Gerrard's unfortunate errors in the Liverpool title run in and England's Uruguay defeat. Gerrard has been a genuine Anfield legend for over a decade, and I would readily concede that Scott Brown, Robert Snodgrass etc are not of the same calibre. Ryan Gauld is a different matter, as we will hopefully see over the next few years.
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Mav787 wrote:I had to google Craig Bryson as I'd never heard of him.
:eek: :eek: :roll:

Not a Derby fan then..?
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Mav787 wrote:I had to google Craig Bryson as I'd never heard of him.
:eek: :eek: :roll:

Not a Derby fan then..?
I know of 2 players who were at Derby last season:

Andre Wisdom (as he was on loan from LFC)
Will Hughes - who every transfer window gets linked to a big money move to the Premier League but nothing ever comes of it.

I was supporting them against QPR in the play off final. I would much rather they had got another chance in the PL than QPR.
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Well - thanks for supporting us in the play offs! :D
What a horrid evening that was after the match. :|

Will Hughes has just signed a new contract so all is good! :P
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Well - thanks for supporting us in the play offs! :D
What a horrid evening that was after the match. :|
As a Tricky Tree myself I quite enjoyed the game ! :twisted:
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Well - thanks for supporting us in the play offs! :D
What a horrid evening that was after the match. :|
As a Tricky Tree myself I quite enjoyed the game ! :twisted:
Ah bless you. It must have been nice for you to watch a professional football match. :P
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Well - thanks for supporting us in the play offs! :D
What a horrid evening that was after the match. :|
As a Tricky Tree myself I quite enjoyed the game ! :twisted:
Ah bless you. It must have been nice for you to watch a professional football match. :P
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Well - thanks for supporting us in the play offs! :D
What a horrid evening that was after the match. :|
As a Tricky Tree myself I quite enjoyed the game ! :twisted:
Ah bless you. It must have been nice for you to watch a professional football match. :P
Baaaaaa humbug. How many stars do you have on your shirt ?
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Well - thanks for supporting us in the play offs! :D
What a horrid evening that was after the match. :|
As a Tricky Tree myself I quite enjoyed the game ! :twisted:
My Google skills are being put to the test today. I just had to look up Tricky Tree.

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Pre-season training starts next Monday 04 August.

You'll all be informed, where to be. I expect 100% attendance.

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I wouldn't expect anything else from you.

In this team, I've already marked you down as our Keano.
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Robbie? :p
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much more likely.
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
Pre-season training starts next Monday 04 August.

You'll all be informed, where to be. I expect 100% attendance.
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f**k that, i'm georgie best. booze 'n birds is all the training i need
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: As a Tricky Tree myself I quite enjoyed the game ! :twisted:
Ah bless you. It must have been nice for you to watch a professional football match. :P
Baaaaaa humbug. How many stars do you have on your shirt ?
Don't need stars. We have one of these;

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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Pre-season training starts next Monday 04 August.


Nobody mentioned this in the sign up notes. :eek:
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