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I heard that the lettuce won at the end. The opponent seems that hit an iceberg.
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And now for the weather: Windy with a chance of giant baubles
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Meanwhile in Sheffield. An angry potato.
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Breaking: Perth Museum NOT named Museum McMuseumface by the public.
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“The bad news is that so far, I have only figured out the half that kills you. The perfect-VR half of the equation is....." Wait! What?
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Remember that woman who married a rag doll & had his baby? Well things just got weird.
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Cutting edge British journalism at its finest
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Pista wrote: ↑23 Nov 2022, 12:57 Cutting edge British journalism at its finest
Baked bean pizza? I can feel the entire nation of Italy rage at the concept :lol:
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markfiend wrote: ↑23 Nov 2022, 16:54
Pista wrote: ↑23 Nov 2022, 12:57 Cutting edge British journalism at its finest
Baked bean pizza? I can feel the entire nation of Italy rage at the concept :lol:
:lol: they have no right to be enraged. yeah we all love pizza but it is just posh cheese on toast.
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"What'll it be today Annie? Bit off the top, some layering, straighten the back?"
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Well, this is awkward
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Pista wrote: ↑02 Dec 2022, 13:52 Well, this is awkward
What else are you going to do if you're a monk? :lol:
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Pista wrote: ↑02 Dec 2022, 13:52 Well, this is awkward
I understand that most young Thai men enter a monastery for a period of religious study - basically they're students.

So then - "Student digs left empty after all boarders fail drug tests. Locals are worried about the fate of the student's cat." ... makes much more sense.
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I have heard at the past the same thing that alanm mentions. Basically all young men there pass a period od study like school.
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That's some fine police work Lou.
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EXCLUSIVE: Man who became a dog for £12,480 worries his friends will think he's 'weird'.
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Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone.
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Pista wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 16:01 Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone.
At least it is not Lidl :innocent: :lol: :lol: :bat:
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Won't someone please think of the Graemes?
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Burglary 101: If you need help moving your swag aswell as a ride to the airport, don't ask the cops.
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This sounds like authentic Florida Burglars :lol:

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Pista wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 16:01 Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone.
I call shenanigans. Look at the picture, there's no way. If it had happened the way she says you'd just see a weird green smear. That lettering has been done on her head deliberately.
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Green triangle in orange wrapping leaves Grimsby man fuming. THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!
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Pista wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 12:49 Green triangle in orange wrapping leaves Grimsby man fuming. THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!
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If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
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