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Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 20 Oct 2022, 18:17
by iesus
I heard
that the lettuce won at the end. The opponent seems that hit an iceberg.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Nov 2022, 09:21
by Pista
And now for the weather: Windy with a chance of
giant baubles
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 03 Nov 2022, 10:28
by Pista
Meanwhile in Sheffield.
An angry potato.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 08 Nov 2022, 12:25
by Pista
Breaking: Perth Museum NOT named
Museum McMuseumface by the public.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 09 Nov 2022, 11:30
by Pista
“The bad news is that so far, I have only figured out
the half that kills you. The perfect-VR half of the equation is....." Wait! What?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 16 Nov 2022, 10:45
by Pista
Remember that woman who married a rag doll & had his baby? Well things just
got weird.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 23 Nov 2022, 12:57
by Pista
Cutting edge British journalism
at its finest
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 23 Nov 2022, 16:54
by markfiend
Baked bean pizza? I can feel the entire nation of Italy rage at the concept
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 25 Nov 2022, 19:39
by eastmidswhizzkid
markfiend wrote: ↑23 Nov 2022, 16:54
Baked bean pizza? I can feel the entire nation of Italy rage at the concept
they have no right to be enraged. yeah we all love pizza but it is just posh cheese on toast.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 29 Nov 2022, 13:58
by Pista
"What'll it be today Annie? Bit off the top, some layering, straighten the back?"
"Nah. Give me the full
Frodo."
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Dec 2022, 13:52
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 02 Dec 2022, 15:26
by markfiend
What else are you going to do if you're a monk?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 05 Dec 2022, 12:40
by alanm
I understand that most young Thai men enter a monastery for a period of religious study - basically they're students.
So then - "
Student digs left empty after all boarders fail drug tests. Locals are worried about the fate of the student's cat." ... makes much more sense.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 05 Dec 2022, 18:33
by iesus
I have heard at the past the same thing that alanm mentions. Basically all young men there pass a period od study like school.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 14 Dec 2022, 14:21
by Pista
That's some
fine police work Lou.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 29 Dec 2022, 10:07
by Pista
EXCLUSIVE: Man who became a dog for £12,480 worries his friends
will think he's 'weird'.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 04 Jan 2023, 16:01
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 04 Jan 2023, 17:38
by iesus
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 13:37
by Pista
Won't someone please think of the
Graemes?
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 17:58
by Pista
Burglary 101: If you need help moving your swag aswell as a ride to the airport,
don't ask the cops.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 18:52
by iesus
This sounds like authentic Florida Burglars
meanwhile in Birmingham
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 09 Jan 2023, 10:38
by markfiend
I call shenanigans. Look at the picture, there's no way. If it had happened the way she says you'd just see a weird green smear. That lettering has been done on her head deliberately.
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 12:49
by Pista
Green triangle in orange wrapping leaves Grimsby man
fuming. THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 14:18
by OLDFART
Pista wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 12:49
Green triangle in orange wrapping leaves Grimsby man
fuming. THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!
Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Posted: 14 Jan 2023, 10:07
by Pista
If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well
today's your lucky day