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Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 20 Oct 2022, 18:17
by iesus
I heard that the lettuce won at the end. The opponent seems that hit an iceberg.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 02 Nov 2022, 09:21
by Pista
And now for the weather: Windy with a chance of giant baubles

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 03 Nov 2022, 10:28
by Pista
Meanwhile in Sheffield. An angry potato.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 08 Nov 2022, 12:25
by Pista
Breaking: Perth Museum NOT named Museum McMuseumface by the public.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 09 Nov 2022, 11:30
by Pista
“The bad news is that so far, I have only figured out the half that kills you. The perfect-VR half of the equation is....." Wait! What?

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 16 Nov 2022, 10:45
by Pista
Remember that woman who married a rag doll & had his baby? Well things just got weird.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 23 Nov 2022, 12:57
by Pista
Cutting edge British journalism at its finest

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 23 Nov 2022, 16:54
by markfiend
Pista wrote: 23 Nov 2022, 12:57 Cutting edge British journalism at its finest
Baked bean pizza? I can feel the entire nation of Italy rage at the concept :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 25 Nov 2022, 19:39
by eastmidswhizzkid
markfiend wrote: 23 Nov 2022, 16:54
Pista wrote: 23 Nov 2022, 12:57 Cutting edge British journalism at its finest
Baked bean pizza? I can feel the entire nation of Italy rage at the concept :lol:
:lol: they have no right to be enraged. yeah we all love pizza but it is just posh cheese on toast.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 29 Nov 2022, 13:58
by Pista
"What'll it be today Annie? Bit off the top, some layering, straighten the back?"
"Nah. Give me the full Frodo."

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 02 Dec 2022, 13:52
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 02 Dec 2022, 15:26
by markfiend
Pista wrote: 02 Dec 2022, 13:52 Well, this is awkward
What else are you going to do if you're a monk? :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 05 Dec 2022, 12:40
by alanm
Pista wrote: 02 Dec 2022, 13:52 Well, this is awkward
I understand that most young Thai men enter a monastery for a period of religious study - basically they're students.

So then - "Student digs left empty after all boarders fail drug tests. Locals are worried about the fate of the student's cat." ... makes much more sense.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 05 Dec 2022, 18:33
by iesus
I have heard at the past the same thing that alanm mentions. Basically all young men there pass a period od study like school.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 14 Dec 2022, 14:21
by Pista
That's some fine police work Lou.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 29 Dec 2022, 10:07
by Pista
EXCLUSIVE: Man who became a dog for £12,480 worries his friends will think he's 'weird'.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 04 Jan 2023, 16:01
by Pista
Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 04 Jan 2023, 17:38
by iesus
Pista wrote: 04 Jan 2023, 16:01 Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone.
At least it is not Lidl :innocent: :lol: :lol: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 13:37
by Pista
Won't someone please think of the Graemes?

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 17:58
by Pista
Burglary 101: If you need help moving your swag aswell as a ride to the airport, don't ask the cops.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 18:52
by iesus
This sounds like authentic Florida Burglars :lol:

meanwhile in Birmingham ;D



:bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 09 Jan 2023, 10:38
by markfiend
Pista wrote: 04 Jan 2023, 16:01 Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone.
I call shenanigans. Look at the picture, there's no way. If it had happened the way she says you'd just see a weird green smear. That lettering has been done on her head deliberately.

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 12:49
by Pista
Green triangle in orange wrapping leaves Grimsby man fuming. THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 14:18
by OLDFART
Pista wrote: 13 Jan 2023, 12:49 Green triangle in orange wrapping leaves Grimsby man fuming. THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!
:lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe

Posted: 14 Jan 2023, 10:07
by Pista
If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day