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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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I'm feeling the need to go poke stuff with a sharp stick......hopefully the 'stuff' will make a satisfying noise when I do so....


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but, debaser, have ever tried to get any information out of an insurance company lately, or tried to tell a client that its not your personal fault that the stock market has plummeted or that his employer doesnt have to pay pension conts if he wont (apparently thats not fair)...
different stress.
oh, and the bosses are mostly men, so nuff said there. range from downright mysoginist and bigoted (? cant spell) to complete 'admin exists' denial. not many good ones.
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At least the primary age ones are little enough to 'ave in a fight Debaser...our Assistant Head got shoved arse over tit down a fire escape by a Year 10 girl today.

CCTV footage is mysteriously missing (allegedly because the Head of Business Studies swiped it to send to 'You've Been Framed', although I'm sure that's a slander on a fellow dedicated professional... :twisted: ), which should lead to another *interesting* situation for the next governors' meeting, when Little Miss Naughty inevitably claims SHE was the one being assaulted...

Not that we're trying to put you off or owt Emily...good luck & I hope it all works out... :? :)
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ummm
thanks!
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Sorry to hear about your disappointment, Emily. Chin up, lass! Anyway, about my pension...
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are you reading this right, thrash...
i wont be potentially disappointed for another few weeks.
pensions r me. although i officially must state that i can only give you facts because i am not qualified to give advice. just to penpush.
hee.
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emilystrange wrote:are you reading this right, thrash...
Probably not. My hearing aid's playing up again. But you didn't seem to be jumping up and down shouting "I'm off to play in the sandpit and get all messy with powder paints".
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thats because they havent told me if i can yet...
i will keep everyone posted. if you wish to worry about it instead of working for teh next month, feel free.....
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Glad to hear it's still positive then. I'd better start concentrating on work when I get back next Wednesday tho, cos annual reviews and bonuses are due and I think I've been sussed. Also, some very important work I've been doing is being implemented tomorrow night, and I'm not even there to defend myself if it all goes pear shaped. My ears could be very warm on Monday. And I definitely won't be able to hide behind one of these: :innocent:
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Talking of incompetent bosses, I shall be finding out if they have finally sorted out my transfer in an hour!
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Sexygoth wrote:Talking of incompetent bosses
Just for the record. I never said that. I have the best boss in the world. :notworthy:
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I bloody don't
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Ah well... If you will leave God's Chosen County...
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Sexygoth wrote:I bloody don't
Same here. My boss stinks!

I'm self employeed :P
I think someone set my soul alight
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I didn't get a place on the course.
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emilystrange wrote:I didn't get a place on the course.
Keep your chin up and keep trying!!!!!

Hugs to you sweetie....
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i'm not sure its that simple.
Iwill try.. tomorrow. not today.
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emilystrange wrote:i'm not sure its that simple.
Iwill try.. tomorrow. not today.
some things are not that simple Em. I know that. But you must still keep your head above water...and know you are a singular girl. One of a kind. And we all love you. And will be here to cheer you on, and lend a shoulder when you need it.


Now..got listen to some Darkness and look at some of those tasty pics of Justin. :wink: Ok?
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Come to the meet ems.

Even an old phart like me (who doesn't venture out much, these days) will be there, and in good company. :D
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I can't, I have to be elsewhere in the country (not glastonbury).. i explained it to paddy....
If it was the weekend before, nothing would stop me.

Thanks BP... i love you all too.

If i'm not here all weekend, its cos i have weddings and birthday things to do today and tomorrow. i havent done anything stupid. well apart from getting p****d at a posh wedding.
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emilystrange wrote:I didn't get a place on the course.
Ahh sh1t. :evil:

Sorry Ems.
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right. i've just been told that the reason i didnt get the place is because i havent been in a school enough. wtf?

As if i haven't given up ALL my holiday AND taken unpaid leave to go as often as i have.


apart from that, i passed with flying colours. apparently.
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Chin up lass. You've still got The Darkness. :wink:
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In no way am I attacking you here, ems but $hit does happen!
Older ye get - the more it piles up.

I am at the stage now where I had to grow wings to fly above it. :D
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yes i know. i was however trying to counteract other piles of sh*t with it, which made it worse. Its not the only thing thats happened, though, in the last year, and the cumulative effect is a little wearing..

i'll shut up now.
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