Heartland

Black Planet wrote:Ahem I pay your wages..... ..and they are all being docked.

Knew you'd be unhappy.

Grovel boys...ha................

Big Si wrote:Oi!

Who let Mel Gibson have a joyride in the parking lot?



Nevermind! That's £9,000 in my back pocket!

Where do you think I got the £9,000 from?

Agadoo, do do do
Push Pineapple
Shake The Tree

OK, I'm pished, sue me

otherwise

G'night...

My Slush fund??? Oh my,, we must be more careful.

Black Planet wrote:My Slush fund??? Oh my,, we must be more careful.

Black Dahlia's tips and Thrash Harry's cheese toastie's!

We dont feed Harry...

Its BH whose destitute. And needs a meal..


Harry just gets the booze.

Sunday night, ten past eight, time to crank it up, let the drink flow and wait for all you 'Monday Morning Blues' punters to flow in. Since I am the only one here, I'll have a Nitogen Guinness Floater (litre) and bung on my 18 Wheeler - Year Zero CD which I rediscovered last night

Black Planet wrote:Ahem I pay your wages..... ..and they are all being docked.

Knew you'd be unhappy.

Grovel boys...ha................

@ BeeP

We, as your Overworked and Underpayed "Employees" will Bow to your every Whim but please Mistress Not THAT! - Again!

AndyTheGoth wrote:

Black Planet wrote:Ahem I pay your wages..... ..and they are all being docked.

Knew you'd be unhappy.

Grovel boys...ha................

@ BeeP

We, as your Overworked and Underpayed "Employees" will Bow to your every Whim but please Mistress Not THAT! - Again!

Ok, no grovelling.



Any chance of a song then???

At great expense of "The Management"

(Beep - the VAT Invoice is in the post!)

The Merry Thoughts will be entertaining you all this evening with a rare live and one off performance.

Please do not thank the singer "For carrying on where The Sisters left off" - I did that once and he was NOT pleased.......

While they "prepare" you will be enjoying a selection of Type O Nagative's Least Worse tracks

Wot? not King Crimson doing One More Red Nightmare?

OK, drinks orders please

@ Barman Blast

I would like a Absinthe to include some Sugar, a Lighter and a Spoon, a Mailibu and Diet Coke - with Ice - to take away the taste, but not the effect of the Absinthe and a nice, ice cold pint of Stella - oh and a packet of KP salted peanuts and a packet of Walkers Salt and Vinegar crisps

That'll do you for the time being!

BTW - your "Drunk" again - hope BeeP is in a good mood

LOL


Chant... I have nothing more to say.

And it will probably be the first thing I pop into my puter tomorrow morning! Oh Yeah! Boy Sinister.

Black Horizon wrote:

Black Planet wrote: Its BH whose destitute. And needs a meal.

How the f*ck is that?

Can't really say...

Care for a Stella?

Well BH...Here's a Red Horse for you then.


http://myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4629

Damn Nasty. But sounds like fun.

Black Horizon wrote:Do you think I'm a Destitute who needs feeding Is cos I'm a SKINNY BASTARD

Your skinny? Hadn't noticed. I only noticed your hair.

LMAO.

NO NO NO. I like your hair....you little s**t..long dark silky...

Ok ... I'll stop dreaming..your not Ville.

nite BH...I gotta go. See you soon I hope.

Big Si wrote:

Black Planet wrote:My Slush fund??? Oh my,, we must be more careful.

Black Dahlia's tips and Thrash Harry's cheese toastie's!

*finally looks up from snogging Zed in a corner* "Oi!!"

sorry everyone.. been in a daze.... can i have snakebite black and pernod please?

Right yews, sorry I was so long but DJ The Goth's order was pretty major, and I ken just how chilled his Stella must be. You want that in one glass ms strange? Red Horses for Beep and BH comin' up

And bye the way, I'm much more creative when I'm drunk, so nae arguements or I'll get Andy to stick on my collection of Dolly Parton tapes bought at gas stations

Red Sunsets wrote:Right yews, sorry I was so long but DJ The Goth's order was pretty major, and I ken just how chilled his Stella must be. You want that in one glass ms strange? Red Horses for Beep and BH comin' up

And bye the way, I'm much more creative when I'm drunk, so nae arguements or I'll get Andy to stick on my collection of Dolly Parton tapes bought at gas stations

@ RS

OI! I happen to be a fan of early Country and Western - including Ms. Parton. Also the likes of Kenny Rogers, Bobbie Gentry, Bobby Goldsboro,
Charlie Rich. Songs of these songs are so "Unhappy" in a very "Happy" kind of way.

You will now be entertained by various version of Jolene by

Strawberry Switchblade
The Sisters of Mercy
Dolly Parton
Queen Adreena
etc etc

Thank you Barman Blast for a very cold pint of Stella - your a barman you are!

(BTW I am a bit pished!)

I am sorry, it's late I'm EBG.. Ms Parton...

It was 1969., my dog Grouse had run away,......

We were at the local bowling alley..

I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden...

Name that tune and the lovely lady who warbled it..

Winner gets a boot.

first correct pm that is.

Red Sunsets wrote:

AndyTheGoth wrote:Yes its a Theme night - but the posters were late!

... and the themes is..... Get Pished!



Bag 'O' $hite

So long as you make sure to have a student night