Heartland

_emma_ wrote:

randdebiel² wrote:We wont laugh because I think we all agree.

Oooof. Finally! You've opened your eyes and started to understand.

Thank you.

it's nothing new...if I want sex I only have to put floodland on
(or front 242' re-boot, but that's slightly off-topic....)

randdebiel² wrote:how do you manage at all?

We manage. We just don't like to talk about it.

_emma_ wrote:he does sing about sex all the time, no matter if it's Jesus or Pee Wee Herman or cold war on the surface, in fact it's always pure sex underneath.

Just like a Carry On film really.

Carry On Moping?

randdebiel² wrote:the sisters are about sex

On second thoughts, there might be some truth in this. I only used to go to the Phono to leer at the sexy Goth Godesses. I just pretended to like the music and the cheep lager.

beginning to see the light?
(now guess how many posts I can make with velvet underground lyrics , yes fairly, utterly bored by now....)

randdebiel² wrote:it's nothing new...if I want sex I only have to put floodland on (or front 242' re-boot, but that's slightly off-topic....)

I tried that too, once.

Then I found out the holes are way too small.

Sorry, couldna resist....

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
I tried that too, once.

Then I found out the holes are way too small.

Sorry, couldna resist....

IZ.

so you're a brit then?

you actually had to try to holes were too small?

A couple of years back I did a short freelance job for a slash porn site - writing and designing their press release to promote the site.

Needless to say, the first few hours were spent working out what the hell I was meant to be promoting, and what this slash porn thing was all about (I had to write a potted history of slash for the press release so magazine editors could cut and paste it for their readers).

The whole concept of slash seems fine (just like watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and imagining what would happen if Willow came on to Buffy and it wasn't restricted by teatime TV guidelines ... erm ... that's just, like, a random example, yeah ).

The only disturbing thing was the amount of "non-con" slash that the female readers seemed to enjoy (based on the feedback pages) - "non-con" being non-consenual, and basically being descriptions of male/male rape.

randdebiel² wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
I tried that too, once.

Then I found out the holes are way too small.

Sorry, couldna resist....

IZ.

so you're a brit then?

you actually had to try to holes were too small?

I put mayonaise on my Belgian fries instead of ketchup on my chips.

And I drink beer with a 'stevig kolleke'.

Nuff said?

Btw, remember those 7' singles of yore where you needed an adaptor to play them on yer turntable? That's the reason. I fitted in there. It was very fitting, but I managed


IZ.

lazarus corporation wrote:A couple of years back I did a short freelance job for a slash porn site - writing and designing their press release to promote the site.

Needless to say, the first few hours were spent working out what the hell I was meant to be promoting, and what this slash porn thing was all about (I had to write a potted history of slash for the press release so magazine editors could cut and paste it for their readers).

The whole concept of slash seems fine (just like watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and imagining what would happen if Willow came on to Buffy and it wasn't restricted by teatime TV guidelines ... erm ... that's just, like, a random example, yeah ).

The only disturbing thing was the amount of "non-con" slash that the female readers seemed to enjoy (based on the feedback pages) - "non-con" being non-consenual, and basically being descriptions of male/male rape.

no, there def has to be 'con', whether in straight or slash..

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
I put mayonaise on my Belgian fries instead of ketchup on my chips.

And I drink beer with a 'stevig kolleke'.

Nuff said?

Btw, remember those 7' singles of yore where you needed an adaptor to play them on yer turntable? That's the reason. I fitted in there. It was very fitting, but I managed


IZ.

colleke is with a "c" :p
as for the rest...
I suppose it's too late to get me coat?

randdebiel² wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
I put mayonaise on my Belgian fries instead of ketchup on my chips.

And I drink beer with a 'stevig kolleke'.

Nuff said?

Btw, remember those 7' singles of yore where you needed an adaptor to play them on yer turntable? That's the reason. I fitted in there. It was very fitting, but I managed


IZ.

colleke is with a "c" :p
as for the rest...
I suppose it's too late to get me coat?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to late

BTW, I'm from Flanders Fields, so it is 'Kolleke' with a 'K'.


IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to late

BTW, I'm from Flanders Fields, so it is 'Kolleke' with a 'K'.


IZ.

Waregem?

emilystrange wrote:
no, there def has to be 'con', whether in straight or slash..

Unfortunately if you do a search on Google for "slash NCS" (NCS being the other acronymn used for non-consensual sex in the slash/yaoi community) then you'll find an awful lot of stuff out there.

yeah but thtat's not really specific for slash is it....
go to any stories site nowadays and there are more rape stories than anything else :puke:

randdebiel² wrote:yeah but thtat's not really specific for slash is it....
go to any stories site nowadays and there are more rape stories than anything else :puke:

true enough, unfortunately

but it does seem more common on slash sites (at least the ones I researched when I did that press release)

lazarus corporation wrote:The only disturbing thing was the amount of "non-con" slash that the female readers seemed to enjoy (based on the feedback pages) - "non-con" being non-consenual, and basically being descriptions of male/male rape.

That would make them Scumbags then.

I can imagine, after 15 years with the same partner, some new "toys" could get the sexlife going. Porn movies can be one toy. Both for women and men.

But there are many other toys out there