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Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 19:30**

So is porn!!! Should rather do it than watch it - or watch it to help you do it!!
MB

Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 19:35**

MadameButterfly wrote:So is porn!!! Should rather do it than watch it - or watch it to help you do it!!
MB

You have to have porn to help you do it.

You don't buy playgirls and paste cut out pictures of Von's head onto the naked male models, do you?

Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 19:50**

No, no been there done that!

Anything to do with Von and me stays between us in the dreamworld millions of lightyears away in a place so dark it's even blacker than black and not everyone is invited to that one

MB

Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 19:56**

MadameButterfly wrote: No, no been there done that!

Anything to do with Von and me stays between us in the dreamworld millions of lightyears away in a place so dark it's even blacker than black and not everyone is invited to that one

MB

Been there? Done that? I don't think I wanna know...

Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 20:20**

nick the stripper wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:try "Debbie does Dallas"
That's so tacky. Behind The Green Door is better

the german "maximum perversum" series is the only one i've seen where a woman sticks a series of champagne bottles up her arse,each one bigger than the last.not exactly the most erotic sight ever,but impressive in a "jim rose circus" kind of way.

Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 20:58**

nick the stripper wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:try "Debbie does Dallas"
That's so tacky.

But so very, very funny ...

Posted: **17 Jul 2005, 21:05**

Thank-you

I think? When are we going to start some playing of the hot kind

MB

Posted: **18 Jul 2005, 22:54**

About the email address thing, there are plenty of people more famous than him that have made ways to contact them available. Heck, even Billy Corgan is easily reachable, think what he must get.

Andrew comes off as the person who'd have a great laugh sifting through that kind of crap. He needs something to do with his spare time since he doesn't play music much anymore. I think he's just either too lazy or scared somebody's after him.

Or he's trying to pretend he's more important than he actually is, which as much as I love him, he does quite often

Posted: **18 Jul 2005, 23:10**

Rosalie wrote:He needs something to do with his spare time since he doesn't play music much anymore.

He has something to do, speed, speed and more speed.

Posted: **18 Jul 2005, 23:41**

nick the stripper wrote:
Rosalie wrote:He needs something to do with his spare time since he doesn't play music much anymore.
He has something to do, speed, speed and more speed.

the wrong white powder methinks.

dont forget, he's a rock star these days. he can afford to upgrade...

Posted: **18 Jul 2005, 23:47**

Quiff Boy wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
Rosalie wrote:He needs something to do with his spare time since he doesn't play music much anymore.
He has something to do, speed, speed and more speed.
the wrong white powder methinks.

dont forget, he's a rock star these days. he can afford to upgrade...

Didn't he say in a recent interview that he is still a speed man?

Besides, Von is arrogant enough as it is, he doesn't need cocaine, aka the me me me drug.

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 00:22**

nick the stripper wrote:Besides, Von is arrogant enough as it is, he doesn't need cocaine, aka the me me me drug.

fair point

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 00:28**

Rosalie wrote:About the email address thing, there are plenty of people more famous than him that have made ways to contact them available. Heck, even Billy Corgan is easily reachable, think what he must get.

Andrew comes off as the person who'd have a great laugh sifting through that kind of crap. He needs something to do with his spare time since he doesn't play music much anymore. I think he's just either too lazy or scared somebody's after him.

Or he's trying to pretend he's more important than he actually is, which as much as I love him, he does quite often

there certainly are more people more famous than von who are more easily contactable-b.liar,10 downing street will get a letter to the (secretary of the secretary of) the prime minister; HM,buck house,london will get you through to the queen.the difference is eldritch isnt under any obligation to his public,beyond occasionly releasing something (even then its his life).why should he have to talk to the loonies amongst us when he can lurk on here and confirm what he probably knew already?

and anyway,who on earth is billy corgan?

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 00:38**

Just had a mental image of next time Andy shows I'll lock him in the garage. Fly BP and Emma over and give them a camcorder and let them in.

You do want that 'live Sisters' DVD don't you?

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 00:40**

Quiff Boy wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Besides, Von is arrogant enough as it is, he doesn't need cocaine, aka the me me me drug.
fair point

he's probably not averse to a bit of the old columbian marching powder,but it'll be the fast stuff thats still "floats his boat".old speed freaks only do coke instead when they've gone all pipe'n'slippers (...and he looked off his head when i saw them last at blank canvas

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Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 08:49**

Johnny M wrote:Just had a mental image of next time Andy shows I'll lock him in the garage. Fly BP and Emma over and give them a camcorder and let them in.

You do want that 'live Sisters' DVD don't you?

Thanks for sharing your sexual fantasies with us, Johnny.

*urgh*

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 10:32**

Well looking at the direction of this topic I couldn't resist.
Wouldn't bodypainting be more interesting for any live DVD?!

About von - if he is on the speed or coke (which in my belief he doesn't need to get his ego to the top), he should probably try some good old LSD and go back to the 60's just for the fun of it. Now you should be able to make the connection with pixies......or other forms of life forms from all dimensions and will probably come across Loki that seems to hide from those looking for him?.....

Mr. E is one of those artists that likes being underground - just hope he finds his way up for the Tilburg gig

Black Planet is probably keeping her catch well trained and if she isn't, enough of us will show her how

Time for a blow or joint or smoke - whatever it takes to ponder on thoughts..
MB

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Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 10:56**

MadameButterfly wrote: Time for a blow or joint or smoke - whatever it takes to ponder on thoughts..

It doesn't take much to keep you going, does it?

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 11:19**

Well considering it has just hit noon here in Holland and a day during the week with innocents running around - enough for me now.....

But when I PARTY then I'm a bad bad girl....

MB

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 11:22**

MadameButterfly wrote:
But when I PARTY then I'm a bad bad girl....

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 11:33**

Incidentally, MadameButterfly has agreed to grace us with her presence in Tilburg at the HL meet. Whether that's good or bad, I haven't a f*cking clue.

But yes, I'm very, very scared ...

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 12:22**

Did someone honestly ask who the hell Billy Corgan is O.O

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 12:57**

I'll second that. Who is he?

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 13:19**

Ed Rhombus wrote:I'll second that. Who is he?

The bloke out of Smashing Pumpkins.

Bald, high sense of self-worth, commonly regarded as "difficult to work with". Where've I heard that before?

Posted: **19 Jul 2005, 13:31**

markfiend wrote:Bald, high sense of self-worth, commonly regarded as "difficult to work with".

You 'aving a dig at me?

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