Heartland

Report his car as stolen.

Or, steal it...?

Cos, it won't be in the way then.

ruffers wrote:

Norman Hunter wrote:

ruffers wrote:Alex Ferguson

Rev'rnd!

Can I nobble Alan "Judas" Smith while I'm at it?

Its a Leeds -thing.

Feel free. I've just beaten up Christiano Ronaldo, now that is a face that needs punching.

It's a Manchester City thing.

you guys are funny. fancy admitting to leeds and city

...still a bunch of leek eaters can be surprisingly difficult to beat

paint it black wrote:

ruffers wrote:

Norman Hunter wrote: Rev'rnd!

Can I nobble Alan "Judas" Smith while I'm at it?

Its a Leeds -thing.

Feel free. I've just beaten up Christiano Ronaldo, now that is a face that needs punching.

It's a Manchester City thing.

you guys are funny. fancy admitting to leeds and city

...still a bunch of leek eaters can be surprisingly difficult to beat

Jealousy always was the highest form of flattery.

Norman Hunter wrote:

ruffers wrote:Alex Ferguson

Rev'rnd!

Can I nobble Alan "Judas" Smith while I'm at it?

Its a Leeds -thing.

Funny, you adored the ground he walked on not long since. Same goes for that French bloke. And Mr McQueen. And Mr Jordan. Yadda blah de blah...

You can have the f**kwitted defender back though. I don't care how 'good' he is.

Rule One of Football Inevitability is...Leeds Are Our Feeder Club.

Thanks. Long may the relationship continue.

Ooh, that's going to sting. Having said that if Leeds are indeed your feeder club you're pretty much knackered a couple of years in the future.


Interesting location by the way Dave?

Batfish wrote:For most of this morning I have been having imaginary arguments with them in my head.

Now I have started having imaginary fights with them...

It's not right.

I'd personally wait until they are parked in the driveway first, block them in with your car, then turn your doorbell off!

The roadblock scenario is being considered.

It's slightly ahead of the 'burn the freakin' thing' and 'unsightly brawling in the streets of suburban South Manchester' options.

Maybe I should do a poll...

ruffers wrote:Ooh, that's going to sting. Having said that if Leeds are indeed your feeder club you're pretty much knackered a couple of years in the future.


Interesting location by the way Dave?

Yeah, I know, some of us have had to move from our place of birth. Wierd, isn't it? Or maybe it's just that only people from outside Manchester actually realise the city has, so they say, two clubs.

How's Mr Cole doing pre-season? Improved his goal / chance ratio yet?

I guess that makes us your feeder club? In which case you're gonna be knackered in a couple of seasons. If only we could pass on the yank, I'd be happy.

Seriously, how bad do you think this season will be without Chelsea's new sub?

Re the moving - fair enough, I live in London but am from Ashton.

It's usually worth a go though witha United fan

This season will be...........OK. Thing with Shaun is he was always capable of a moment of magic but to an extent that was compensated for by poor finishing and crossing so the impact won't be as great as it could have been. What we'll really miss though is how he could lift the crowd.... maybe Bradley can do the job.

Forecast - 9th, but top at the end of August.

Sorry, forgot Andy, sorry AndREW Cole. He's scored a couple and set up a couple in preseason, can't ask for more than that.

Everyone on daytime television...

"Patronising women, castrated males and Welsh cartoons until people who like a gin and tonic come home at 6:30..."

The poseurs who sit opposite me at work..

It really does astound me that people can actually have a ten minute conversation about the fact that one of the group decided to go somewhere else for lunch..

It's like the attack of the clones.. cord, check shirt, trucker hat wearing, ipod listening clone bastards..

god I'm full of vile today..

Our upstairs neighbours. She just has one of those faces that begs to be punched. And they have really loud sex. Not attractive. You want to see the state of them. And they are old enough to be my parents <voms>.

ruffers wrote:Re the moving - fair enough, I live in London but am from Ashton.

My place of birth - Ashton Hospital (or Tameside or whatever it's called these days). Lived in Stalybridge / Carrbrook.

FFS Dave wrote:

ruffers wrote:Re the moving - fair enough, I live in London but am from Ashton.

My place of birth - Ashton Hospital (or Tameside or whatever it's called these days). Lived in Stalybridge / Carrbrook.

Stalybridge,now called Stalyvagas{by my mate from Hadfield},seen as it's now a great night out.

Them-next-door have erected a giant orange wendyhouse for their pet chimps or kids or whatever the hell those noisy things are.
When I say "wendyhouse" it's not a little foldaway one - it's a two-story orange shed with windowboxes. They also knocked down half our garden so Cap'n caveman could park his van in his garden, but for some reason still parks said van at the top of our garden and leaves the radio on for the kids. (unless I'm heading intotown, then he parks it at the bus stop across the road so the bus has to go round and causes nothing but trouble.)
I've remained nice about this. I havn't killed anyone, burnt the orange sh1theap down or even kicked their hedge. But yesterday I got "OI!"ed at for putting a tent up in my garden

As if this moment - I am at war with next door's shed!

d00mw0lf wrote:Them-next-door have erected a giant orange wendyhouse for their pet chimps or kids or whatever the hell those noisy things are.
When I say "wendyhouse" it's not a little foldaway one - it's a two-story orange shed with windowboxes. They also knocked down half our garden so Cap'n caveman could park his van in his garden, but for some reason still parks said van at the top of our garden and leaves the radio on for the kids. (unless I'm heading intotown, then he parks it at the bus stop across the road so the bus has to go round and causes nothing but trouble.)
I've remained nice about this. I havn't killed anyone, burnt the orange sh1theap down or even kicked their hedge. But yesterday I got "OI!"ed at for putting a tent up in my garden

As if this moment - I am at war with next door's shed!

Fight orange with orange.....





agent orange...







Should make for some interesting grandchildren for the bastichs...

Gottdammerung wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:Them-next-door have erected a giant orange wendyhouse for their pet chimps or kids or whatever the hell those noisy things are.
When I say "wendyhouse" it's not a little foldaway one - it's a two-story orange shed with windowboxes. They also knocked down half our garden so Cap'n caveman could park his van in his garden, but for some reason still parks said van at the top of our garden and leaves the radio on for the kids. (unless I'm heading intotown, then he parks it at the bus stop across the road so the bus has to go round and causes nothing but trouble.)
I've remained nice about this. I havn't killed anyone, burnt the orange sh1theap down or even kicked their hedge. But yesterday I got "OI!"ed at for putting a tent up in my garden

As if this moment - I am at war with next door's shed!

Fight orange with orange.....





agent orange...







Should make for some interesting grandchildren for the bastichs...

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I was thinking of chucking dog sh!t over the hedge, but you guys seem to know what yer talking about....

d00mw0lf wrote:I was thinking of chucking dog sh!t over the hedge, but you guys seem to know what yer talking about....

I don't know, that seems like a good start to me!

Start with dogsh1t, move on to napalm....
It's a plan!

d00mw0lf wrote:I was thinking of chucking dog sh!t over the hedge, but you guys seem to know what yer talking about....

Do it. We'll come over to help. Even my boys'll enjoy that, then you can 'bond' with them, and Ethan's nightmare's might go away.

Crap neighbours need a slap. Always.

scotty wrote:

FFS Dave wrote:

ruffers wrote:Re the moving - fair enough, I live in London but am from Ashton.

My place of birth - Ashton Hospital (or Tameside or whatever it's called these days). Lived in Stalybridge / Carrbrook.

Stalybridge,now called Stalyvagas{by my mate from Hadfield},seen as it's now a great night out.

Hmmm, really depends how you define 'great night out'. If the 'bridge is now a great night out, it is a million miles removed from a Top Nite Out.

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:And they have really loud sex....
....And they are old enough to be my parents <voms>.

For the love of GOD that's unholy..

I was about to have dinner, but that combination.. urgh..

Hey, instead of Agent Orange and Napalm, how about we lure Mrs RJ's neighbours over to their back garden, put a single pill of viagra on the lawn, and wait for sparks to fly.

FFS Dave wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:I was thinking of chucking dog sh!t over the hedge, but you guys seem to know what yer talking about....

Do it. We'll come over to help. Even my boys'll enjoy that, then you can 'bond' with them, and Ethan's nightmare's might go away.

Crap neighbours need a slap. Always.

If only trisha knew that... she could solve all those disputes by reccomending they go out and throw dogsh1t at the neighbours!