Football fans

[wintermute]

brighton

you don't pick your team, it picks you

[culprit]

Newcastle United

I've been going since I were a nipper, and through all the averageness of the last few years I still hold out for a bit of excitement.

Please, lets have some.
Maybe St Michael can give it to us?

[andymackem]

Newcastle United

I've been going since I were a nipper, and through all the averageness of the last few years I still hold out for a bit of excitement.

Please, lets have some.
Maybe St Michael can give it to us?

What's average about a team whose players throw in a spot of bare-knuckle boxing at home games? Where a trip to a cup final means callboxes are out of service throughout Tyneside? Where the people growing fat on your devotion and loyalty can be relied upon to publically insult you on a regular basis, pausing only to make assinine decisions about the future of the club?

On the bright side, I'm sure you'll find a relegation battle can be exciting

It's about the only thing I can expect to look forward to this season

You already live on the Wear, you might as well switch to the true faith now. You'll have longer to get used to the idea of Championship football.