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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: it's not a title it's a position... :innocent:

she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door :roll: :innocent: - facing away from him. :innocent:

so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle. :eek: :eek:

a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
As immortalised in Irving Welsh's Porno, the sequel to Trainspotting
thank-you Paul -don't want people to start thinking that I'm a porno-watching pervert...it's bad enough that everyone seems to think i take drugs.... :innocent: :wink: :lol:

@DerekR/rian/madamebutterfly LOL well,no -obviously not.i just meant don't expect the terminology/position to be something you'ld find in a "10 ways to spice up your love-life" article in the sunday supplements. :wink:
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Instrument: No instrument (unfortunately) (:?:)
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Favourite food: Döner Kebab
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Favourite sex position: Floating Priest

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Forgot to add; it's raining here. And it's getting colder.

This thread was about weather and heat/cold, wasn't it?

:P
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rian wrote:Forgot to add; it's raining here. And it's getting colder.

This thread was about weather and heat/cold, wasn't it?

:P
Oh sweets...yes about heat as in weather and then other interpretations as to what heat means to them and no, here in Holland it is hot but the autumn will arrive and am sure a thread will start....

You are so sweet dear rian :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
rian wrote:Forgot to add; it's raining here. And it's getting colder.

This thread was about weather and heat/cold, wasn't it?

:P


You are so sweet dear rian :wink:
You make me blush.

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Chairman Bux wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote: As immortalised in Irving Welsh's Porno, the sequel to Trainspotting
thank-you Paul -don't want people to start thinking that I'm a porno-watching pervert...it's bad enough that everyone seems to think i take drugs.... :innocent: :wink: :lol:

@DerekR/rian/madamebutterfly LOL well,no -obviously not.i just meant don't expect the terminology/position to be something you'ld find in a "10 ways to spice up your love-life" article in the sunday supplements. :wink:
http://www.truemetal.org/logar/band6.html

Hagen:

Instrument: No instrument (unfortunately) (:?:)
Hobbies: Conversation, stamps, ...
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Favourite food: Döner Kebab
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Favourite sex position: Floating Priest

:lol:
:lol: ...and do we have a description of that for the impressionable boys and girls? :innocent: :lol:
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rian wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
rian wrote:Forgot to add; it's raining here. And it's getting colder.

This thread was about weather and heat/cold, wasn't it?

:P


You are so sweet dear rian :wink:
You make me blush.

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote: http://www.truemetal.org/logar/band6.html

Hagen:

Instrument: No instrument (unfortunately) (:?:)
Hobbies: Conversation, stamps, ...
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Favourite food: Döner Kebab
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Favourite sex position: Floating Priest

:lol:
:lol: ...and do we have a description of that for the impressionable boys and girls? :innocent: :lol:
I must say I'm intrigued... :eek:
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Heat.....yeah it is a hot summer's day with lots of sun... 8)

No rain in a few days now....hmmm...but considering that the sun sometimes forgets this little country, Holland, it is a blessing.. :wink:
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What heat?,it's fcuking FREEZIN'!!
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Here the sun is coming out today as far as I can see 8)

(And I just misread the title of this topic as this Meat :lol: )
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A pleasant morning here in LS23. Partly cloudy, mostly blue sky. Hell, I might even cut the gress later :eek:
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I dunno, I haven't opened the curtains yet. I'm guessing it's sunny... Image
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I'm still a bit curious about this floating priest.... :?
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ruffers wrote:I'm still a bit curious about this floating priest.... :?
:lol: I would say wrong thread....but sshh....we were supposed to use it in the future!!!

:roll: There goes one off my memory-bank.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
ruffers wrote:I'm still a bit curious about this floating priest.... :?
:lol: I would say wrong thread....but sshh....we were supposed to use it in the future!!!

:roll: There goes one off my memory-bank.
:oops: @ruffers - I am sorry it is this thread.... :oops:
Anyway....when you *spot* the floating priest....or me... :wink:
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ruffers wrote:I'm still a bit curious about this floating priest.... :?
The position is made up. I searched all over the net and couldn't find it anywhere. :? :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote: MB...feeling the idiot!
I'm not familiar with this one either... :wink:
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nick the stripper wrote:The position is made up. I searched all over the net and couldn't find it anywhere. :? :innocent:
Half the fun is making them up as you go....along with names for them...or is that just me? :oops: :lol:
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This is really turning into the "Too Much Information" thread now! :lol: :notworthy:
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markfiend wrote:This is really turning into the "Too Much Information" thread now! :lol: :notworthy:
:lol: so start one..... :notworthy:

But it does keep the mind active if anything else... :wink:
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