Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!
All the more reason as to why you've been nominated as the sensible one.
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
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Johnny M wrote:
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...
Channel five couldnt afford a naked,wired me...anyway im rarely both at the same time and never in public -you make it sound like i was wandering around Dave's house starkers!
what's more john -never having seen me naked yourself you wouldn't know whether it might be of interest to the female viewers
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Johnny M wrote:
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!
All the more reason as to why you've been nominated as the sensible one.
The thought of getting "jiggy jiggy under the table" with Mr Whelan has caused me to burst out laughing at my desk several times this afternoon
Can't stand clothes in bed. I move a lot when I sleep, so the clothes are just in the way.
But not if we sleep at Saras parents house (and they are home) then I wear boxer. Don't want to show my dick for them when I get up in the middle of the night for a pee.
I think you all probably know my answer to this one already, courtsey of Christophe, who I see has finally come to terms with his guilt and returned to the fold.
As for Lee's question, the answer is, of course, somebody else's.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
Francis wrote:As for Lee's question, the answer is, of course, somebody else's.
the only reasonable answer to the question.
(saying "both cause it's so big" doesn't fool anybody and isn't funny or ild have worked it in *fnarr* before now)
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
