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emilystrange wrote:

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?

I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.

even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!

All the more reason as to why you've been nominated as the sensible one.

you might all regret that

Johnny M wrote: I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

Channel five couldnt afford a naked,wired me...anyway im rarely both at the same time and never in public -you make it sound like i was wandering around Dave's house starkers!

what's more john -never having seen me naked yourself you wouldn't know whether it might be of interest to the female viewers

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:

Johnny M wrote: I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.

even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!

All the more reason as to why you've been nominated as the sensible one.

The thought of getting "jiggy jiggy under the table" with Mr Whelan has caused me to burst out laughing at my desk several times this afternoon

Thanks Mr M!

Naked. All the time. Even in swedish winter

Can't stand clothes in bed. I move a lot when I sleep, so the clothes are just in the way.


But not if we sleep at Saras parents house (and they are home) then I wear boxer. Don't want to show my dick for them when I get up in the middle of the night for a pee.

thank you for that, rian, in all sorts of ways

emilystrange wrote:thank you for that, rian, in all sorts of ways

You are welcome

I think you all probably know my answer to this one already, courtsey of Christophe, who I see has finally come to terms with his guilt and returned to the fold.

As for Lee's question, the answer is, of course, somebody else's.

Francis wrote:As for Lee's question, the answer is, of course, somebody else's.

the only reasonable answer to the question.
(saying "both cause it's so big" doesn't fool anybody and isn't funny or ild have worked it in *fnarr* before now)

All the more reason I got slightly confused on this one and haven't voted yet.

Does "Actually, wearing a naked woman for the night" count as naked or not?

You all know what I mean ...

Johnny M wrote:All the more reason I got slightly confused on this one and haven't voted yet.

Does "Actually, wearing a naked woman for the night" count as naked or not?

You all know what I mean ...

I suppose it does, Johnny.

Haha, Johnny M can answer that question

rian wrote: Don't want to show my dick for them when I get up in the middle of the night for a pee.

I just love the Scandinavians!

Johnny M wrote:All the more reason I got slightly confused on this one and haven't voted yet.

Does "Actually, wearing a naked woman for the night" count as naked or not?

You all know what I mean ...

Silence of the Lambs?

Chairman Bux wrote: Silence of the Lambs?

We all have the latent seamstress in us.

Johnny M wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote: Silence of the Lambs?

We all have the latent seamstress in us.

Oh dear, I can feel a song coming on...

...cue The Doktors fast arpeggio riff....