Best Intros In The World... Ever!

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Sisters - Ribbons, Alice and many many more....
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart, Transmission
The Cure - Lullaby
New Order - Blue Monday
Urban Dance Squad - Fast Lane
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Faith no More - We Care A Lot
Therapy - Nowhere

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boudicca wrote:Yes, that's me on the right...
I don't know whats worse, what you have got on, or the fact that you and your friend went into a shop, selected the clothes, and went into a changing room especially to try these clothes on. :lol:

Closet Ned perhaps :oops:

Oh, back on topic, Ace of Spades
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Al wrote:
boudicca wrote:Yes, that's me on the right...
I don't know whats worse, what you have got on, or the fact that you and your friend went into a shop, selected the clothes, and went into a changing room especially to try these clothes on.
except that's not her...sarcasm is wasted on some people. :roll:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Feeling particularly helpful today, Lee? :lol:
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of course...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Al wrote:
boudicca wrote:Yes, that's me on the right...
I don't know whats worse, what you have got on, or the fact that you and your friend went into a shop, selected the clothes, and went into a changing room especially to try these clothes on.
except that's not her...sarcasm is wasted on some people. :roll:
Whoooooooooooooooooooosh :oops:
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Al wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Al wrote: I don't know whats worse, what you have got on, or the fact that you and your friend went into a shop, selected the clothes, and went into a changing room especially to try these clothes on.
except that's not her...sarcasm is wasted on some people. :roll:
Whoooooooooooooooooooosh :oops:
Don't worry mate... the reality isn't much better! :lol:
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a few that spring to mind must be.........
Wherever I may Roam by Metallica
Transmission by Joy division
Nag Nag Nag by Cabaret Voltaire
Headhunter by Front 242
Moonchild (First Seal) by Fields Of The Nephilim
The Passionj Of Lovers by Bauhaus
Creeping Death by Metallica
Lucretia By The Sisters Of Misery
One (live) by Metallica
Ace of Spades by Motorhead (predictable but still cranium shaking!)
Promised Land by Skeletal Family but only if its the 12" version
Insight by Joy Division: slamming the cell doors!
bound to be loads more but thats the main ones at the moment but my personal best at the moment must be...............
The Trumpet Voluntary by Jeremiah Clarke as thats what my most sublime & gorgeous wife waltz down the isle of Rosslyn Chaple
('Da Vinci Code' fame) at our wedding last year!!
Oh im welling up now just thinking about it!
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:o

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superb selection.

might i also add "does your mother know" by the god-like abba, and "holiday in cambodia" by those lovely dead kennedys? 8)
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I never liked Ace Of Spades.. but as far as Motörhead goes, the mighty Bomber has a killer intro. I think they recorded that track with Girlschool. :notworthy:

On a side note, I only learned the alt-code for ö because I wanted to write "Motörhead" correctly :P
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Dark wrote:I never liked Ace Of Spades.. but as far as Motörhead goes, the mighty Bomber has a killer intro. I think they recorded that track with Girlschool. :notworthy:

On a side note, I only learned the alt-code for ö because I wanted to write "Motörhead" correctly :P
a more than valid reason. :notworthy:

re. bomber- it wasn't recorded by both bands together but it's on the "st.valentines day massacre ep" released by motorheadgirlschool, performed by girlschool.
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And I knew the words to every song.
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Kinks - You Really Got Me
Dead Can Dance - Saltarello
Bonzo Dog Band - We Are Normal
Zappa/Mothers - Lumpy Gravy
Passions - In Love Wit a German Film Star
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Thought of some more:

The Damned - New Rose
Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant
Adam And The Ants - Kings Of The Wild Frontier
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markfiend wrote:The Damned - New Rose
Oh yes. The sound of punk beginning. :notworthy:

Also, how could I forget "Enter Sandman"? The only thing that's been played to f-in' death on MTV that I still love.
That song doesn't "have an intro", it approaches :twisted: :von: .

Also, on a slightly different note, Visage "Fade To Grey".
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More on the rock/metal spectre of the universe:

The Power of Lard - Lard
Jesus Built My Hot-Rod - Ministry
Poison - Alice Cooper
You Can't Bring Me Down - Suicidal Tendencies
Blackened - Metallica
Holy Wars - Megadeth (stunning! Argh!)
Det Som En Gang Var - Burzum (BoF! Agree with me puh-lease!)

And how could I forget:

Rammstein - Rammstein :notworthy:

I once managed to get a headwound to that song by headbanging a bit too far and slamming my head on the floor. Ahhhhh those were the days!

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Jesus Built My Hot-Rod - Ministry
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis Was the Devil. Jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

CHOON!

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markfiend wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Jesus Built My Hot-Rod - Ministry
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis Was the Devil. Jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

CHOON!

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TA-KA-TA-KA-TA-KA-TA-KA and off we goooooooo!

Darn, I love that song! AND the videoclip!

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markfiend wrote:Thought of some more:

The Damned - New Rose
Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant
Adam And The Ants - Kings Of The Wild Frontier
i was going to say "kings of the wild frontier" myself -saw them doing it on TOTP2 the other night and it brought it all flooding back.
as for your other two - :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Det Som En Gang Var - Burzum (BoF! Agree with me puh-lease!)
No need to plead IZ - that songs gives me goosebumps whenever I hear it :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:Simple Minds - Celebrate
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waterfront by simple minds

dunk d-dunk d-dunk d-dunk etc.

and jesus built my hotrod by ministry
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: i was going to say "kings of the wild frontier" myself -saw them doing it on TOTP2 the other night and it brought it all flooding back.
as for your other two - :notworthy: :notworthy:
First All About Eve, now Adam and the Ants...?

:eek: Image

You're going soft Lee! :lol:

(Having said that, I totally agree. But you knew I liked poncey music :innocent:)
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: i was going to say "kings of the wild frontier" myself -saw them doing it on TOTP2 the other night and it brought it all flooding back.
as for your other two - :notworthy: :notworthy:
First All About Eve, now Adam and the Ants...?

:eek: Image

You're going soft Lee! :lol:

(Having said that, I totally agree. But you knew I liked poncey music :innocent:)
there's nowt poncey about king's of the wild frontier. AATA were the first proper band i got into (i was about 9/10) -nothing wrong with the first couple of albums. ;D
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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if you say so Dr. Lee :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: there's nowt poncey about king's of the wild frontier. AATA were the first proper band i got into (i was about 9/10) -nothing wrong with the first couple of albums. ;D
Same age and same taste in music, AATA were one of the first bands I got into also, right up to the Prince Charming period, they were a dam fine band.
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