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Debaser wrote:From personal experience - you wouldn't really want band members posting. Arms length people, arms length - you find out terrible truths. Allure and mystery makes a much better 'pop star' To find out someone you once held in high regard is a burke/bully yada yada yada, puts a whole dampner on your enjoyment of the band.
Too true. Even if the "popstar" is very aimable on the board, fraternization with fans is always a bad idea. They just like their stars to stand on a pedestal. :wink:

...better if von would come here incognito and stir some tumult by starting blasphemous rumours about himself. ;D
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timsinister wrote:One of these days, myheartland will appear on the Sisters Links page, and we'll be in a new Golden Age.
And a flying pig will bring me an icicle fresh from the very bowels of Hades... :innocent:
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If you read Dante's Inferno, the part of Hell where Satan resides is frozen from the icy winds caused by Lucifer's wings, as he tries to escape from being half-entombed in ice.

So if Dante is to be believed, it may happen. ;)
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Dark wrote:If you read Dante's Inferno, the part of Hell where Satan resides is frozen from the icy winds caused by Lucifer's wings, as he tries to escape from being half-entombed in ice.

So if Dante is to be believed, it may happen. ;)
Have you actually read that? :eek:

I've got it here, but it was terribly hard, after one page I stopped. But then it was a translation very close to the original rhymes and verses :( :roll:

EDIT: Sorry, that was the divine comedy, but still :urff:
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Inferno is but the first part of The divine comedy (Inferno, Purgatory, Heaven).
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Yes but where do the flying pigs come in? :innocent:
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Badlander wrote:Inferno is but the first part of The divine comedy (Inferno, Purgatory, Heaven).
Thanks for helping me to get out of my ignorance :D
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I haven't read it, I was just looking it up on Wikipedia earlier. :lol:
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Oof :lol: Trying to impress us, are you? :P
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Obviousman wrote:
Badlander wrote:Inferno is but the first part of The divine comedy (Inferno, Purgatory, Heaven).
Thanks for helping me to get out of my ignorance :D
I myself gave it a shot years ago. A quote here and there is okay and makes you look good.

But dammit it's tough readin' !
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I'll give it another go after I've finished The Sorrow of Belgium and Freakonomics (and perhaps Ulysses) then :D
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Ulysses ?! Double ouch !

I pride myself in having read "Portrait of the artist as a young man". I must confess I didn't understand much of it though. :(

Sometimes the author would simply lose me for a couple pages. I simply couldn't grasp a darn thing !

Most amusing thing about Ulysses is that Joyce put a couple of intended grammatical mistakes in it, but never said where. Some editors tried to correct them, but of course never could distinguish mere mistakes from the author's intended ones.
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boudicca wrote:Yes but where do the flying pigs come in? :innocent:
That would be Roger Waters, then - perhaps the icicle will be delivered by the former Pink Floyd frontman munching a bacon sarnie, talking about something uplifting. Now THAT would be a first...
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Obviously I plan to read a Dutch translation of it, I'm quite sure I'd hardly understand a word if I'd read it in English. And I'm not even claiming to fully understand it Dutch either, as it just goes on and on I often catch myself reading very passively.

I once was halfway through it and was doing a good job, but then I had to stop as there were too much other things I had to do. So I'll have to start from zero again :(

Interesting thing about Ulysses you tell though!

Anyway, as I was walking the dog I thought of your 'Dante quotes' and realised I once met a man in Italy who knew the whole of La Divina Comedia by heart :eek: Now that's an amazing thing!

The guy owned a restaurant near Florence, and whenever he felt like he started citing full pages of Dante :notworthy:
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Now I remember where I got my copy of Ulysses from : a book sale on the campus of University of Leeds in late 97 ! Those were good times, the year I spent there. :D
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A derail into an intelligent conversation? Time to send Old Nick a parka, it'll definitely be getting frosty down there now!
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boudicca wrote:Yes but where do the flying pigs come in? :innocent:

:?: at lunch break ? :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Yes but where do the flying pigs come in? :innocent:
possibly The Sweeney? 8)
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boudicca wrote:Yes but where do the flying pigs come in? :innocent:
possibly The Sweeney? 8)
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