Heartland

Pista wrote:Swiving hell, the swivers!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/27 ... led_fbomb/

Prima facie first amendment case.

You're the director of a local YMCA and want to perform a safety drill. Do you a) sound the fire alarm and exit calmly, b) call a meeting, c) run wildly through the building posing as an armed, masked intruder?

http://www.wthr.com/story/17316635/avon ... -drill-911

& the short range weather forecast shows a chance of showers & bears.
Wait. What??

http://deadspin.com/5904543/tonights-we ... socialflow

There's always a chance of bears.

markfiend wrote:There's always a chance of bears.

Come & get your Queen's knickers now. Only £5.99. a pair.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/08 ... ter_error/

Inventory of The Plough's lost property box.
A handbag (brown)
A set of pipe cleaners
A pipe
Several lighters
A prime minister's daughter
A set of keys

Wait! What?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politic ... n-pub.html

German insurance firm organised sex party for salesmen

The internet sometimes gets it right.
Bastard teens drive pensioner bus monitor to tears with their abuse, including the line "your house would have nothing worth stealing".
Well, apart from the rather large sum of money she's got thanks to you all.
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/ ... video?lite

Hope their next bus monitor is a child molester.

Cor blimey guv'nor!
Cockneys are dying out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18570802

the researchers suggest no true Cockneys may ever be born again

"Sisters Chat" in Jordan ... ... hell ... ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFyqKzu2T1Y

for some more explanation ...
http://www.timesofisrael.com/jordanian- ... tv-debate/

Deep fried Mars bars aren't healthy!!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/20 ... althy.html

Who'd have guessed??

lazarus corporation wrote:Best. Letter. Ever.

Beautiful!

(you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words):

Karaoke party gets the X Factor treatment

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... nging.html

lazarus corporation wrote:Best. Letter. Ever.

I'd advise against reading the comments...

markfiend wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote:Best. Letter. Ever.

I'd advise against reading the comments...

Never read the bottom half of the internet.

Well, well.
So zombies have been around longer than we thought.

http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-cultu ... apocalypse

Naughty behaviour detected in seat 27F.
Send in the ninjas!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19622445

Drunk thief who stole a ferry while proclaiming herself to be Jack Sparrow jailed. With mugshot that shows she may have had a point

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19661144

she used the class B drug, which gives users 'rushes' and is a 'performance enhancer', to help her clean her house faster.

Sounds like a plausible defence if you ask me.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... olice.html

Pista wrote:

she used the class B drug, which gives users 'rushes' and is a 'performance enhancer', to help her clean her house faster.

Sounds like a plausible defence if you ask me.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... olice.html

Officers also found 35.6g of cannabis in the home, worth around £150. Hedges told them it helped her to 'come down' after doing cleaning and DIY.

Fantastic.

Hom_Corleone wrote:Jimmy Saville on Have I Got News For You

Jesus.

markfiend wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote:Jimmy Saville on Have I Got News For You

Jesus.

There seems to be some degree of debate as to whether it's fake or not...Difficult to say.