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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 11 Jun 2021, 06:25
by Pista
Under Section 43(5) of the Antisocial Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act (2014), Mercia police issue a Community Protection Notice Warning to an entire family.........
of swans
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 14 Jun 2021, 07:14
by Pista
Dudley council slammed for not doing enough about....*checks notes*....
alien abductions
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 14 Jun 2021, 07:46
by eastmidswhizzkid
Pista wrote: ↑14 Jun 2021, 07:14
Dudley council slammed for not doing enough about....*checks notes*....
alien abductions
thats worrying though. i do hope Humanity isnt going to be judged on the strength of 3 yam-yams...
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 16 Jun 2021, 12:52
by Pista
First it was the
Mona Lisa. Now it's
space flight re-entry. Someone really doesn't like Bezos very much do they?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 18 Jun 2021, 08:55
by Pista
And now for something completely different.
A man with a pigeon on his head
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 18 Jun 2021, 11:47
by Izzy HaveMercy
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 18 Jun 2021, 17:48
by Swinnow
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 19 Jun 2021, 13:42
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 20 Jun 2021, 11:56
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 21 Jun 2021, 11:05
by markfiend
Dave Grohl: tell us you're taking too much cocaine without telling us you're taking too much cocaine
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 21 Jun 2021, 12:18
by Pista
Things have reached that stage in the UK that even
the airplanes have had enough
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jun 2021, 09:15
by Pista
Now that the pubs are open again, physicists are able to study the...*checks notes*.....
flight of beer mats
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jun 2021, 10:00
by markfiend
A candidate for an igNobel right there
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jun 2021, 14:22
by eastmidswhizzkid
but ripping a bit out so you can stick it on your nose and demanding "who threw that" will always be hilarious!
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jun 2021, 15:48
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 23 Jun 2021, 21:44
by Debaser
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑23 Jun 2021, 14:22
but ripping a bit out so you can stick it on your nose and demanding "who threw that" will always be hilarious!
It is. IT IS!
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 24 Jun 2021, 10:18
by Pista
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a five hour delay on a bridge due to a traffic accident,
go fishing
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 25 Jun 2021, 08:01
by Pista
For all your improvement projects,
exorcisms & building needs, come on down to Home Dep....wait! What?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 26 Jun 2021, 12:24
by Pista
The moral of this story is don't snort tiddlywinks and
forget about it for thirty seven years
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 27 Jun 2021, 13:33
by Pista
If you really are stupid enough to rant about the great "covid scamdemic" outside a testing site.
Make sure it is a testing site first
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 28 Jun 2021, 08:18
by Pista
Don't
stuff garlic cloves up your nose say doctors & people with at least half a brain.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 29 Jun 2021, 09:53
by Pista
Everything's bigger in Texas. Even the hail stones. Unless you make them into
margaritas
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 30 Jun 2021, 13:27
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 02 Jul 2021, 12:28
by Pista
Microsoft have promised that with windoze 11 you will never see the
blue screen of death ever again.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 03 Jul 2021, 10:23
by Pista
What with there being nothing else in the news right now, The Norwich Evening News asks the
probing questions
