The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

[Pista]

But I'm afraid that I must take the gloves off. This is the final straw - clearly they're just trying my patience now, and enough is enough. Every man has his limit, and this is mine.

Heathens.
Burn them all!

[EvilBastard]

But I'm afraid that I must take the gloves off. This is the final straw - clearly they're just trying my patience now, and enough is enough. Every man has his limit, and this is mine.

Heathens.
Burn them all!

Certainly burning them all would be my first choice. But then I thought, what about burning almost all of them and leaving one alive (possibly without hands so he cannot contemplate making tea in a microwave) so that when visitors gazed upon the shattered landscape, the razed houses, the burned crops, the ground sewn with salt, the vast funeral pyres that stretched as far as the eye could see, their smoke blotting out the sun while the acrid stench of charred flesh assailed the visitors' nostrils, and they wondered "what happened here?", then he can tell them. It may take a village to raise a child, but sometimes it takes an entire civilisation to be destroyed to preserve the art of proper tea-making.

[markfiend]

But I'm afraid that I must take the gloves off. This is the final straw - clearly they're just trying my patience now, and enough is enough. Every man has his limit, and this is mine.

To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!

[emilystrange]

Till Shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Teablighter's eye on the Last Day.

[Pista]

Time to learn something very important


You're welcome

[abridged]

Laws that keep civilization from falling: Don't use teabags. Don't put milk in tea. Don't dunk anything in said milkless tea. We really should have a Tea Police. I almost wrote we really should have a Tea Party but realised that didn't turn out very well in the US.

[Pista]

Here we go

[emilystrange]

well then, so is a Kit Kat

[markfiend]

Time to learn something very important


You're welcome

Apparently this sign comes from miming the action of knocking the weevils out of your daily ration of ship's biscuit.

You're welcome

[Pista]

Nicola Sturgeon opening a can of worms here

[emilystrange]

Never mind that. Our @timsinister has been trying out Yorkshire Tea's Toast and Jam flavour.

[Debaser]

I ate far too many Bourbon bikkies yesterday.

[emilystrange]

what, one?

[Pista]

what, one?

[emilystrange]

[timsinister]

Never mind that. Our @timsinister has been trying out Yorkshire Tea's Toast and Jam flavour.

It was certainly... unusual!

[mh]

Where can a body get decent Garibaldi these days?

I went a-hunting for some a while back and all I could find was Tesco own-brand, which had too much biscuit and not enough dried fruit filling.

[emilystrange]

A History of Biscuits

[emilystrange]

Was gulled into eating what looked like normal milk choc digestives. They didn't taste quite right, but put that down to them absorbing flavour from other biscuits. THEY WERE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM ONES which is odd because they tasted orangey. They were ok, but not agaon, thanks

[DJElectricDaddy]

I’ve just found this thread. I have some catching up to do. I shall be busy for the next day or two

[OLDFART]

Just seen this thread as well , always likes Nice biscuits and custard creams

[abridged]

On a slight tangent. They're selling dunkin donuts in my local Spar now. The question is do the type of people exist that actually dunk them? Strikes me as even worse than the types that ruin tea by putting biscuit in it!

[mh]

...always likes Nice biscuits...

[Pista]

[OLDFART]

...always likes Nice biscuits...

There nice !