Newsworthy continued: EEEEEEEENINp'ts!
A spokesperson from Google said, "We take user privacy and security very seriously at Google, and we're reviewing the claims made about dolphins hijacking voice activated devices."
You're facing the wrath of a storm the size of France. What are you gonna do? Shoot at it of course
Just...What?!Pista wrote:You're facing the wrath of a storm the size of France. What are you gonna do? Shoot at it of course
Yet, i am not surprised
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Cruel chiuahuasPista wrote:Your dog wants [s]steak[/s] to eat your toes while you sleep
**Not safe for lunch photos**
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Mexican hell-houndsiesus wrote:
Cruel chiuahuas
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EvilBastard
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At keast cats have the decency to wait until you're dead before they eat you...iesus wrote:Cruel chiuahuasPista wrote:Your dog wants [s]steak[/s] to eat your toes while you sleep
**Not safe for lunch photos**
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
EvilBastard wrote:
At keast cats have the decency to wait until you're dead before they eat you...
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So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Isn't that amazing? 30 years old tech & 13 of them orbiting Saturn.markfiend wrote:So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.
I suspect they couldn't do that with any Micr*s*ft windows operation systemPista wrote:Isn't that amazing? 30 years old tech & 13 of them orbiting Saturn.markfiend wrote:So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Drug dealer who was late for court hearing didn't really think her cunning plan through.
Twitter doubles the chances of World War 3 being started by a single tweet
Donkey 0 : 1 Giant carrot
This is no justice. Making pranks to innocent donkeys with expensive cars 
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
I know. What an a$$iesus wrote:This is no justice. Making pranks to innocent donkeys with expensive cars
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markfiend
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Stop me if you've heard this one before, but another "Pro-life" congressman suggests his mistress should have an abortion.
I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning
I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Let's have a little look at what happens when you call Siri a f**k trumpet
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Or ask her "Mac Or PC?"Pista wrote:Let's have a little look at what happens when you call Siri a f**k trumpet
IZ.
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i taught Cortana to say "fuck my juicy cunt" and when i asked her what my name was she would say "big horny cock monster" 
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"