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Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 18:00
by Pista
A spokesperson from Google said, "We take user privacy and security very seriously at Google, and we're reviewing the claims made about dolphins hijacking voice activated devices."

Posted: 09 Sep 2017, 10:03
by Pista
You're facing the wrath of a storm the size of France. What are you gonna do? Shoot at it of course

Posted: 09 Sep 2017, 10:12
by Charlie
Pista wrote:You're facing the wrath of a storm the size of France. What are you gonna do? Shoot at it of course
Just...What?! :urff:

Yet, i am not surprised :roll:

Posted: 13 Sep 2017, 14:37
by iesus

Posted: 13 Sep 2017, 14:51
by Pista

Posted: 13 Sep 2017, 15:47
by Being645
At least the comments show some sign of a heart and a brain.

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 10:55
by Pista
Your dog wants [s]steak[/s] to eat your toes while you sleep

**Not safe for lunch photos**

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 11:28
by iesus
Pista wrote:Your dog wants [s]steak[/s] to eat your toes while you sleep

**Not safe for lunch photos**
Cruel chiuahuas :urff:

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 11:36
by Pista
iesus wrote:
Cruel chiuahuas :urff:
Mexican hell-hounds :)

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 15:49
by EvilBastard
iesus wrote:
Pista wrote:Your dog wants [s]steak[/s] to eat your toes while you sleep

**Not safe for lunch photos**
Cruel chiuahuas :urff:
At keast cats have the decency to wait until you're dead before they eat you...

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 15:56
by Pista
EvilBastard wrote:
At keast cats have the decency to wait until you're dead before they eat you...
:lol:

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 16:47
by markfiend
So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 17:34
by Pista
markfiend wrote:So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.
Isn't that amazing? 30 years old tech & 13 of them orbiting Saturn.

Posted: 15 Sep 2017, 19:33
by iesus
Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:So farewell Cassini, a valiant traveller to distant shores.
Isn't that amazing? 30 years old tech & 13 of them orbiting Saturn.
I suspect they couldn't do that with any Micr*s*ft windows operation system :innocent: :lol:

Posted: 20 Sep 2017, 13:24
by iesus

Posted: 25 Sep 2017, 10:56
by Pista
Drug dealer who was late for court hearing didn't really think her cunning plan through.

Posted: 27 Sep 2017, 10:43
by Pista
Twitter doubles the chances of World War 3 being started by a single tweet

Posted: 28 Sep 2017, 16:58
by Pista
Donkey 0 : 1 Giant carrot

Posted: 28 Sep 2017, 18:50
by iesus
This is no justice. Making pranks to innocent donkeys with expensive cars :?

Posted: 28 Sep 2017, 19:08
by Pista
iesus wrote:This is no justice. Making pranks to innocent donkeys with expensive cars :?
I know. What an a$$

Posted: 05 Oct 2017, 12:08
by markfiend
Stop me if you've heard this one before, but another "Pro-life" congressman suggests his mistress should have an abortion.

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning ;D

Posted: 05 Oct 2017, 12:14
by Bartek
Nothing new, nothing suprising.
Just do as I say, don't do as I do

Posted: 05 Oct 2017, 12:44
by Pista
Let's have a little look at what happens when you call Siri a f**k trumpet

Posted: 05 Oct 2017, 13:18
by Izzy HaveMercy
Pista wrote:Let's have a little look at what happens when you call Siri a f**k trumpet
Or ask her "Mac Or PC?" :)

IZ.

Posted: 05 Oct 2017, 18:39
by eastmidswhizzkid
i taught Cortana to say "fuck my juicy cunt" and when i asked her what my name was she would say "big horny cock monster" :twisted: