Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 29 May 2021, 11:53
Dunk 'em or don't dunk 'em. Either way happy national biscuit day everyone 
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Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 29 May 2021, 17:43
The best bet is just to eat them.
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 12 Jun 2021, 22:29
I think my favourite Biscuits are Danish Delights and Mint Viscounts
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 21 Jun 2021, 22:50
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 07:09
Controversial tweet alert!
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 08:20
Oh come on, pink wafers and jammy Dodgers were always first to go in the Christmas biccie tins! And cookies don't exist, except in America. 
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 09:21
I have to admit that, whenever i buy an assortment, I will eat the dodgy ones first to save the best till last.
Wine gums a case in point. Orange & yellow first to go. Black & red will always be left to last.
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 10:06
Weetabix? WEETABIX? What maniac voted for Weetabix as a biscuit?
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 10:22
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 13:09
And Jaffa cakes aren't even biscuits. It is known.
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 20:35
I'm with Steve, except for never ever willingly eating a pink wafer.
I have about 200 jaffa cakes in my classroom cupboard, donated by parents.
I have about 200 jaffa cakes in my classroom cupboard, donated by parents.
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 21:35
See, pink wafers were quite posh over my way. Only ever seen at Christmas!
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 16 Sep 2021, 21:54
once a year is too much!
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 17 Sep 2021, 08:01
*confiscated from packed lunch boxesemilystrange wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 20:35
I have about 200 jaffa cakes in my classroom cupboard, donated* by parents.
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 17 Sep 2021, 19:19
indeed not! they came in a large box!
i don't go near children's lunch boxes, i haven't got a deathwish
i don't go near children's lunch boxes, i haven't got a deathwish
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 20 Sep 2021, 16:22
It's what Alan Partridge might call "the worth of boast worlds".
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 20 Sep 2021, 17:26
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 11 Nov 2021, 22:19
The new Sisters biography informs in a footnote that 
and Gary were fans of fruit shortcake, the greatest biscuit of them all. Now the next question is, of course, do they dunk?!!!
and Gary were fans of fruit shortcake, the greatest biscuit of them all. Now the next question is, of course, do they dunk?!!!Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 12 Nov 2021, 11:04
Fruit shortcake is just one step away from Garibaldi. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 12 Nov 2021, 11:47
It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits that are named after revolutionaries. You've got your Garibaldi, of course, you've got your Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of Italy / Rise up out of your box! / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum yum yum!"
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 13 Nov 2021, 19:47
Marky, are you ok?
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 14 Nov 2021, 22:19
You've been reading the Readers Digestive. Ahem. Sorry.markfiend wrote: ↑12 Nov 2021, 11:47 It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits that are named after revolutionaries. You've got your Garibaldi, of course, you've got your Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of Italy / Rise up out of your box! / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum yum yum!"
Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 15 Nov 2021, 10:16
Heathens! Have none of you seen the "Bambi" episode of The Young Ones?
Have none of you seen the "Bambi" episode of The Young Ones?Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Posted: 15 Nov 2021, 11:46
i refuse to read 30+ pages about biscuits just because i am feeling left out so ive ignored all thats gone before and have only this to say:
SHORTBREAD. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM-yumm-yumminy-yumm!
SHORTBREAD.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM-yumm-yumminy-yumm!