Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Apparently UK authorities take a dim view if you want to name your company Go Fudge Yaself LTD
Since the devastating split from his sex doll wife, Yuri has found new love. With an ashtray he met in a nightclub
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you gotta admit it - shes HOT by sex doll standards and the fat buffty was clearly punching way above his weight. a nice ashtray youve half-inched from a spearmint rhino is much more likely to stick around.Pista wrote: ↑03 Sep 2021, 08:08 Since the devastating split from his sex doll wife, Yuri has found new love. With an ashtray he met in a nightclub
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Honest mum. They fell off in school
The Stoke Sentinel has a phrasing moment
When installing a lift in your building, remember that a shaft may also be required.
Mis-aligned manhole cover causing distress, making people tut.
Meanwhile in nun dancing with a skeleton in a graveyard news.....
Must be take your lamp to work day in Kemble.
Texas singer, Sharleen Spiteri, takes a break from touring to make sure her...*checks notes*.... bins have been put out
Police issue warning as cases of beaning escalate.....Wait! What?
We're not saying it's aliens....but.... it's aliens. With a note
Just another normal day on normal island.
Pro tip: Make sure you bring knives to a doll fight
By pressing the flush button you agree to sharing your analprint with big tech
...Pista wrote: ↑23 Sep 2021, 10:43 By pressing the flush button you agree to sharing your analprint with big tech
... so now that humanity can widely no longer be (self-)suppressed by gender stereotypes, they're trying to maintain and exercise power further by taking the next step in gender/sex relations/habits control.
As if only poo and p*ss went down the drain... all in the name of health and medical support, surely soon sold
through Amazon at the lowest price available and fitted with an oh so convenient Google and f***book interface.
Nonetheless, a well-written read escaping every hint at non-alimentary body fluids.
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If big tech was actually interested in health and medical support for the population at large they'd simply outlaw fast 'food' joints. Christ only knows why they'd want images of our rusty sheriff's badges? Dirty bastards!
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
CARma sutra position #999
I've seen the future. And it's blurred.
There is also a vid in YT years ago with the 'evidences'
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Wait! What?
Erm...I'm here.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."