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Posted: **16 Nov 2017, 10:44**

Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Greggs bakery in sausage shocker

I saw a tweet yesterday saying they missed a trick by not including the three pies men.

markfiend wrote: Christians in "no sense of humour" shock

Indeed!
Greggs probably knew exactly what they were doing, they knew a few people would complain - gets them loads of publicity!
And i bet a few complainers still went in for a jumbo sausage this morning!!

Posted: **17 Nov 2017, 11:10**

BBC North America in Flat Earth International Conference

Posted: **17 Nov 2017, 13:13**

iesus wrote:BBC North America in Flat Earth International Conference

The logical progression of America's allergy to truth and reason.

Posted: **18 Nov 2017, 11:00**

♫ In the Navy. Join up & learn to fly. ♫
♫ In the Navy. & draw a penis in the sky ♫

Posted: **18 Nov 2017, 11:43**

Pista wrote:♫ In the Navy. Join up & learn to fly. ♫
♫ In the Navy. & draw a penis in the sky ♫

Boys and their big toys!

Posted: **20 Nov 2017, 15:59**

So Charles Manson died

I thought it would probably be a bit poor taste to start a "RIP" thread.

Posted: **20 Nov 2017, 16:03**

markfiend wrote:So Charles Manson died

I thought it would probably be a bit poor taste to start a "RIP" thread.

as i've said elsewhere, a racist, hillbilly psychopath who having wildly misinterpreted a faily poor beatles song about a faiground ride decided to murder some innocent glitterati and try to start a race war. a bad advert for LSD. oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Posted: **20 Nov 2017, 19:15**

Surprisingly i thought he had died years ago.

Posted: **29 Nov 2017, 13:02**

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: **29 Nov 2017, 14:48**

Pista wrote:What could possibly go wrong?

Darwin award winner 2017?

Posted: **01 Dec 2017, 11:59**

Okay Nick. I've got your back. BZZZZZZTTTTT!!

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 12:48**

While the world continues to battle the tide of fake news, in China, they have started fake zoos

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 13:08**

faking things in Asia is too common and expected all over those countries

Posted: **07 Dec 2017, 11:47**

Plans to introduce a frowning pile of poo emoji have been dumped

Posted: **08 Dec 2017, 13:09**

Writer goes to troll level platinum on TripAdvisor

Posted: **08 Dec 2017, 15:45**

Pista wrote:Writer goes to troll level platinum on TripAdvisor

Genius

Posted: **08 Dec 2017, 16:00**

Well we're still EU citizens and England isn't! But we're exiting the EU the same as the rest of the UK. Except we're not because Scotland, England or Wales can't continue to be EU citizens. And we're still in the Single Market except we're not. Except when we are. I give it a couple of years before it all goes to hell...

Posted: **14 Dec 2017, 12:17**

Bakery firm asks customers to post pictures of their crumpets online. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: **14 Dec 2017, 13:48**

Pista wrote:Bakery firm asks customers to post pictures of their crumpets online. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: **15 Dec 2017, 13:26**

Dear parents. As you know, Friday is christmas jumper day, so here's a helpful picture of some deer fcuking

Posted: **15 Dec 2017, 16:09**

Pista wrote:Dear parents. As you know, Friday is christmas jumper day, so here's a helpful picture of some deer fcuking

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... honi soit qui mal y pense ...

Posted: **15 Dec 2017, 16:47**

Note that all four reindeer figures seem to be male (from the antlers)

Posted: **17 Dec 2017, 12:12**

This just in from the Alanis Morissette news desk.

Posted: **17 Dec 2017, 20:38**

Pista wrote:This just in from the Alanis Morissette news desk.

the council wrote:This morningâ€™s over 50s session has been cancelled and the situation will be reviewed later today."

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... who if not those over 50 should be able to cope with a little ice and snow ... but hell ...

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Posted: **18 Dec 2017, 16:43**

Does this float your Gravy boat?

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