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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Nov 2021, 19:43
by eastmidswhizzkid
Pista wrote: 02 Nov 2021, 08:23 Guitarist discovers the answer to the question we've all been asking. How many pars of gloves can you wear before you can't play Enter Sandman?
metalliaca fans seem to have far too much time on their hands. like the guy who swapped EVERY SINGLE snare drum beat on Master of Puppets album for the snare off of St. Anger...

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 Nov 2021, 10:44
by Pista
Situations vacant: Wizard. Must have own wand, magic staff & pointy hat

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 07 Nov 2021, 13:33
by Pista
With nothing better to do whatsoever, scientists have scienced the hell out of why toast mostly lands butter side down

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 08 Nov 2021, 10:29
by Pista
With all of Northern Ireland’s problems solved, attention turns to the important matter of the whereabouts and storage of ceremonial robes.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 10 Nov 2021, 13:20
by Pista
What do you mean it's not a Siberian husky puppy?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 Nov 2021, 12:41
by Pista
That word has warped my fragile little mind.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 12 Nov 2021, 12:48
by Pista
Somerset harbour to get statue for lost local legend....Derek the goose

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 Nov 2021, 11:41
by Pista
We will remember them......and the tank that smashed into the memorial gates.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 Nov 2021, 10:45
by Pista
Surely NOT the beef & tomato king sized ones!

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 21 Nov 2021, 10:26
by Pista
People of Hull warned to stay vigilant in case their shoes glitch out .

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 26 Nov 2021, 13:36
by Pista
Traffic chaos in Greater Manchester as man waits for his fish and chips.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Dec 2021, 09:44
by Pista
The likeness is uncanny. It’s as if Tyson Fury’s actually there, under your kitchen sink.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 02:39
by EmmaPeelWannaBe

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 11:40
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Dec 2021, 14:03
by alanm
EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote: 02 Dec 2021, 02:39 When hell freezes over-https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... d-1263981/
Trapped for days and forced to listen to endless amateur karaoke covers of Wonderwall. Truly the stuff of nightmares.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 03 Dec 2021, 10:49
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 04 Dec 2021, 12:46
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 07 Dec 2021, 12:02
by Pista
That's just nut.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 08 Dec 2021, 09:11
by eastmidswhizzkid

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 09 Dec 2021, 12:51
by Pista
Seems xmas has been a bit shiat for longer than we thought.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 10 Dec 2021, 11:22
by Pista
Man takes walk in Singapore park and has an otterly terrifying experience.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 13 Dec 2021, 15:12
by Pista
I guess if you sort of squint a bit.....

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 14 Dec 2021, 12:38
by Pista
The perfect xmas gift for the turd lover in your life

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 15 Dec 2021, 11:18
by Pista
Troubleshooting:
If your appliance has stopped working, remove back panel & check for rats

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 18 Dec 2021, 10:25
by Pista
You know those quantum pendants and other negative ion accessories that protect you from "dangerous" 5G radio frequencies? Yeah, well the Dutch nuclear authority have spotted a slight problem with them. Oh the iony.