Heartland

Posted: **18 Dec 2017, 16:52**

Charlie wrote:Does this float your Gravy boat?

I suppose if they get everyone to eat glitter, it won't end up polluting the oceans

Posted: **18 Dec 2017, 17:13**

Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Does this float your Gravy boat?

I suppose if they get everyone to eat glitter, it won't end up polluting the oceans

Or just not make glitter in the first place!!
I have just opened a christmas card and been glitter bombed!

Posted: **18 Dec 2017, 18:49**

the last time a child was encouraged to eat Glitter it was Garys jism.

Posted: **18 Dec 2017, 19:46**

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:the last time a child was encouraged to eat Glitter it was Garys jism.

Wow! Just choked on my tea and scared the cat in the process!

Posted: **18 Dec 2017, 22:41**

we aim to please.

Posted: **19 Dec 2017, 10:34**

bloody hell Lee

Posted: **19 Dec 2017, 12:45**

Posted: **19 Dec 2017, 12:57**

Twas the night before christmas &....OMFG! What in ever living fcuk is that? Burn it with fire!

Posted: **19 Dec 2017, 13:42**

Pista wrote:Twas the night before christmas &....OMFG! What in ever living fcuk is that? Burn it with fire!

thats a fabulous decoration. musta been like what god knocked up to start with before going on to make adamski and all aboutt eve.

Posted: **22 Dec 2017, 13:10**

Doleh faces charges of criminal contempt and aggravated harassment......... with a toupee

Posted: **31 Dec 2017, 20:13**

Posted: **02 Jan 2018, 23:08**

Is it the end for the Bell End?

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 08:57**

Charlie wrote:Is it the end for the Bell End?

The Daily Mash did a nice parody of this a few years back

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 10:39**

Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Is it the end for the Bell End?
The Daily Mash did a nice parody of this a few years back

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 10:53**

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 10:55**

markfiend wrote:
Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Is it the end for the Bell End?
The Daily Mash did a nice parody of this a few years back

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 11:26**

Pista wrote:Mine's bigger than yours. So there ner!

Well that can't possibly end badly!

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 11:51**

markfiend wrote:
Pista wrote:Mine's bigger than yours. So there ner!
Well that can't possibly end badly!

I did like the person who asked twitter if provoking a nuclear war was a breach of their terms of service.

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 18:20**

Posted: **03 Jan 2018, 21:28**

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:

i'm not sure if it's funny because it's true or terrifying for the same reason...probably both.

Posted: **10 Jan 2018, 11:16**

Discount on a new Ikea crib? Piece of p!ss

Posted: **13 Jan 2018, 12:41**

It appears the Whitehouse can't even negotiate a mute button

Posted: **13 Jan 2018, 14:33**

Pista wrote:Discount on a new Ikea crib? Piece of p!ss

Haven't seen it in Sweden, thank God!

Posted: **15 Jan 2018, 14:24**

It's not dead. It's just pining.... for the pines

Posted: **15 Jan 2018, 15:32**

Pista wrote:It's not dead. It's just pining.... for the pines

... and on the next page, things look almost goth

Newsworthy continued: EEEEEEEENINp'ts!