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Pro tip: When using an ATM to deposit money into your bank account, try to avoid using the ATM at the bank you just robbed.

UK university launches pantomime degree course..... OH NO IT DOESN'T

No Alexa. Bad Alexa.

Don't you just hate when you're bitten by a rogue hamster in the cinema while watching the new Spiderman movie?

After taking a break last year due to covid restrictions, it seem the nature is once again healing on the streets of France

Woman rushed to hospital, ending her lucrative career of....*checks notes*....selling farts in a jar.

If you experience a poor connection to the Starlink network, check your satellite dish for any obstructions, such as cats.

He might not have been able to teleport, but at least we now know that Kim Jong-iL invented burritos.

(Now) former police officers learn that "Gotta catch them all" also applies to the bad guys.

The two men hadn't counted on the staff having seen Weekend At Bernie's.

Hotel's robot vacuum cleaner quits job after deciding it sucked.

The body spray froze both my nipples off. Would do again.

Revellers will no longer be able to guess the weight of the big knob or participate in knob darts as Dorset festival is axed for being too popular. !!With bonus knob facts!!

Learner driver, arrested twice in one day in the same car, for the same offence, gets friend to collect them. Let's see how well that went....

Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music.

markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 14:55 Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music.

Just goes to show you how much they care about music & care more about revenue streams.

Pista wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 16:30

markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 14:55 Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music.

Just goes to show you how much they care about music & care more about revenue streams.

This is just it. For the life of me I can't understand why Joe Rogan has an audience. He even had that fool Jordan Peterson on his show the other day

markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 17:45

Pista wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 16:30

markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 14:55 Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music.

Just goes to show you how much they care about music & care more about revenue streams.

This is just it. For the life of me I can't understand why Joe Rogan has an audience. He even had that fool Jordan Peterson on his show the other day

The thing with something that extreme is that it will attract all the crazies & a fair number of not so crazies who will ridicule, slate & generally slag it off. It's like when Emperor Hirocheeto was on twitter. A lot of people that followed him were not supporters. They were far from it, but in re-tweeting/ sharing his ridiculous statements they just amplified him. That's what spotify are getting with Rogan. They won't get that with Neil Young.

"Buzzing." "Over-the-moon." "As big as her head." It's a chip.

The Royal Mail would like to apologise for any disruption in deliveries. This was due to most of our delivery operatives being completely baked

Pista wrote: ↑03 Feb 2022, 13:19 The Royal Mail would like to apologise for any disruption in deliveries. This was due to most of our delivery operatives being completely baked

Huge if true.

Pista wrote: ↑04 Feb 2022, 14:19 Huge if true.

Erm "cars have windscreen heaters" how is this news?

Alternatively, just pour water over the ice to get it off. It doesn't need to be hot water (which would risk cracking the glass if it's really cold) just a jug full of normal tap water will melt it.