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Fighting Goats in Asda Car Park is not the name of new Half Man Half Biscuit album
Pista wrote: ↑09 Feb 2022, 13:38 Fighting Goats in Asda Car Park is not the name of new Half Man Half Biscuit album
It should be!The Chancer Corporation
Choosing who to invite to the nuptials is also causing hassle as most of Edwardo’s friends are no longer alive.
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Oh not her again. That Brocarde woman is nothing but a publicity-hound.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
On the plus side, she has really shiny, healthy looking hair now.
Have you ever been held hostage by........a swan?
Woman takes offence at neighbour's Boner.
My son was so mortified I felt compelled to send a photo of him to the local paper.
Not just ordinary bins. Celebrity bins.
Woman reveals her love for her model boyfriend
Headlines you have to think really hard about clicking on: Dad finds new way to enjoy himself with a vacuum cleaner.
Cinema goers are reminded that The Batman is not an audience participation event.
Wait! What do you mean it's not real?
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i would love to have seen their faces when he produced that! Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
I wonder what the cops did with the 1̶0̶k̶g̶.̶.̶.̶5̶k̶g̶.̶.̶.̶2̶k̶g̶.̶.̶.̶ 1kg of weed they found?eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑11 Mar 2022, 13:34
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Hopes of largest potato world record mashed.
Apparently people in Lincoln look like dogs.
Thoughts & prayers in your moment of utter tragedy.
Fed up with getting wet on that 20 second walk from your house to your garden shed? This chap has you covered.
Another British food debate: How many chips should be in a portion?
It's not often that this "little-known" washing machine feature makes national news. I wonder why?
In other news: Cleaning fans?
In other news: Cleaning fans?
Theatre-goer demands refund over...*checks notes*.... Yorkshire accents. WTF: In Yorkshire!
Stop the presses! This looks important.