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This just in from the people are stupid desk.

Things you don't really want on the conveyor belt at your fries factory: A grenade.

That's three points on your driving license. Bad dog!

We've all been there. One minute you're day-drinking prosecco. The next you're wedged upside down behind a sofa.

Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.

Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.

"Scientist claims to have found the 'perfect' combination for a crisp sandwich" - it's 5-grain artisinal flatbread with beef Monster Munch, isn't it?

mh wrote: ↑23 Apr 2022, 14:25

Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.

"Scientist claims to have found the 'perfect' combination for a crisp sandwich" - it's 5-grain artisinal flatbread with beef Monster Munch, isn't it?

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows pickled onion monster much is the best monster munch

Pista wrote: ↑23 Apr 2022, 15:19

mh wrote: ↑23 Apr 2022, 14:25

Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.

"Scientist claims to have found the 'perfect' combination for a crisp sandwich" - it's 5-grain artisinal flatbread with beef Monster Munch, isn't it?

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows pickled onion monster much is the best monster munch

Beef for a hangover, pickled onion for general use, and we can all agree that flamin' hot is evil incarnate.

Reach out and touch faith.

Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.

Can I point out that this "research" was done in conjunction with Subway, whose bread is legally cake. What do they know of real sandwiches?

markfiend wrote: ↑25 Apr 2022, 11:23

Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.

Can I point out that this "research" was done in conjunction with Subway, whose bread is legally cake. What do they know of real sandwiches?

They dont even put butter or marge on the things!

I'm really curious to see what becomes of this.

Yahoo! bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion in 2013 and sold it on in 2019 for less than $3 million. Hopefully Twitter can supply a similar return-on-investment for Elongated Muskrat.

markfiend wrote: ↑25 Apr 2022, 16:35 Yahoo! bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion in 2013 and sold it on in 2019 for less than $3 million. Hopefully Twitter can supply a similar return-on-investment for Elongated Muskrat.

Depends if he continues to delete accounts as twit did last 2 months or practice the dogma of freedom of speech as he evangelized as reason to buy it. Some of the accounts that were banned will never come back, other could return. I wonder if it is too late for the platform or he will save it. We will see

Things on twit become funnier and funnier. For example

Ah the "freeze peach" defence.

xkcd wrote:I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.

Ecological Green Missiles

iesus wrote: ↑26 Apr 2022, 21:20 Ecological Green Missiles

Sounds like something RAF Luton would post

Paging Alanis Morissette Ms Morissette to the white courtesy phone please.

Pista wrote: ↑27 Apr 2022, 11:04 Paging Alanis Morissette Ms Morissette to the white courtesy phone please.

old but good. There is also a meme pic of something similar.

Possibly the most English news story you'll read today

Pro tip: When trying to sell your stolen wares, best not to do so at a crime scene.

Breaking news: It wasn't the dog after all

that is why you have to have a cat also and not just a dog
that guy is totally idiot