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Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 10:49
by Pista
Nope burger anyone? :urff:

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 14:44
by Charlie
Pista wrote:Nope burger anyone? :urff:
No. No. No. No. No!

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 21:55
by mh
Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Nope burger anyone? :urff:
No. No. No. No. No!
On candy-stripe legs, the spiiiiiiiider-man comes! :urff:

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 09:17
by Pista
Scientists recreate every 10 year old boy's favourite joke

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 12:57
by EvilBastard
Very Angry Badger wreaks havoc on Scottish tourism industry.

Craignethan Castle, and a not particularly angry looking young badger:
Image

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 13:27
by Pista
EvilBastard wrote:Very Angry Badger wreaks havoc on Scottish tourism industry.

Craignethan Castle, and a not particularly angry looking young badger:
Image
Image

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 14:11
by Charlie
Pista wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Very Angry Badger wreaks havoc on Scottish tourism industry.

Craignethan Castle, and a not particularly angry looking young badger:
Image
Image
Are these badgers also dancing to Lucretia as per the guys in this thread?! :

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=26689

:lol: :lol:

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 14:33
by Pista
Charlie wrote: Are these badgers also dancing to Lucretia as per the guys in this thread?! :

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=26689

:lol: :lol:
Haha. Nope. It's this old HL fave

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 15:47
by markfiend
MUSHROOM

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 16:17
by Pista
:lol: :notworthy:

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 16:33
by EvilBastard
markfiend wrote:MUSHROOM
I understand from National Trust For Scotland that the badger had resorted to living under the castle because there wasn't mushroom in the local woodland.

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 16:42
by markfiend
EvilBastard wrote:
markfiend wrote:MUSHROOM
I understand from National Trust For Scotland that the badger had resorted to living under the castle because there wasn't mushroom in the local woodland.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much, you've been a terrific audience, don't forget to tip your waitress!

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 22:53
by Being645
... :lol: ...

Posted: 23 Apr 2018, 13:24
by Pista
Hey label department!
You had one job

Posted: 23 Apr 2018, 15:19
by Charlie
Pista wrote:Hey label department!
You had one job
Well for some brands of sausages, that's probably an accurate description!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 23 Apr 2018, 18:17
by Being645
Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Hey label department!
You had one job
Well for some brands of sausages, that's probably an accurate description!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
... :lol: :notworthy: ... thinking of that I shall keep away from sausage for another few weeks ...

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 11:10
by Pista
When entering a wildlife photography competition, the "life" part of the word "wildlife" is quite important

Posted: 02 May 2018, 09:07
by Pista
It's all fun & games until you suffocate after being buried alive in manure by a snake charmer in a superstitious healing ritual

Posted: 02 May 2018, 18:46
by Being645

Posted: 06 May 2018, 00:50
by EmmaPeelWannaBe

Posted: 09 May 2018, 13:11
by Pista
Visit Rome this summer & experience the wonder of our self combusting busses

Posted: 16 May 2018, 08:24
by Pista
The New York Time calls Yorkshire puddings "fluffy pancakes", Ee bah gum! Some folks 'ave a chuffin' problem with that

Posted: 16 May 2018, 08:44
by Charlie
Pista wrote:The New York Time calls Yorkshire puddings "fluffy pancakes", Ee bah gum! Some folks 'ave a chuffin' problem with that
:eek: sacrilege!

:lol:

Posted: 16 May 2018, 09:44
by eastmidswhizzkid
Pista wrote:The New York Time calls Yorkshire puddings "fluffy pancakes", Ee bah gum! Some folks 'ave a chuffin' problem with that
:lol: but also :roll:
i saw that cunt piers morgan going on about this. he was being all flag-waving and anti-american about it, but looked like someone had suggested eating a lumpy spunk sandwich when one viewer said how delicious they are with jam on. f**king southern blouse. :roll:

Posted: 16 May 2018, 09:53
by Pista
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: f**king southern blouse. :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: