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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 May 2022, 12:57
by Pista
Until now it was perfectly legal for a Canadian astronaut to murder you in space.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 10 May 2022, 19:19
by iesus
Fun will return to twitter :lol: :lol: :bat:


Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 May 2022, 09:39
by markfiend
Well there it is. Elongated Muskrat goes full fascist.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 12 May 2022, 17:22
by mh

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 15 May 2022, 10:02
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 15 May 2022, 11:08
by Pat

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 16 May 2022, 14:14
by Pista
Meanwhile, in fake nun news

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 May 2022, 07:42
by Pista
Water tower getting shot turns out to be a bit of a pisser.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 May 2022, 08:15
by iesus
Not so fun for what it comes :roll:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 May 2022, 08:34
by Pista
Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 May 2022, 09:59
by OLDFART
Pista wrote: 19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
:lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 May 2022, 10:17
by iesus
Pista wrote: 19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
omg it's getting worst :lol: :lol: :roll:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 21 May 2022, 11:26
by Pista
Bank employs a dick move in response to ransomware gang

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 26 May 2022, 07:13
by Pista
Students are advised that, due to the recent outbreak of covid, the mandatory 50m swimming test will be held online.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Jun 2022, 13:08
by iesus
Primary school pupils to be offered insects to eat in Pembrokeshire as part of experiment :urff: :bat: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Jun 2022, 13:46
by Pista
iesus wrote: 01 Jun 2022, 13:08 Primary school pupils to be offered insects to eat in Pembrokeshire as part of experiment :urff: :bat: :bat:
Probably an upgrade to the usual school dinners

If you don't eat your insects, you can't have any pudding! How can you have pudding if you don't eat your insects?!

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Jun 2022, 17:14
by mh
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p ... ng-wordle/

Is anyone still doing Wordle? "It turns out SHITE as a starter word works on so many levels".

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Jun 2022, 08:19
by Pista
70 years on the throne gawd bless 'er.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Jun 2022, 11:48
by iesus
Pista wrote: 02 Jun 2022, 08:19 70 years on the throne gawd bless 'er.
is this what is called 'Art Installation'? In case of yes, why isn't it having a place at a museum? ;D :bat: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Jun 2022, 11:59
by Being645
iesus wrote: 02 Jun 2022, 11:48
Pista wrote: 02 Jun 2022, 08:19 70 years on the throne gawd bless 'er.
is this what is called 'Art Installation'? In case of yes, why isn't it having a place at a museum? ;D :bat: :bat:
Freedom of opinion and humour are obviously asking for too much on such a day of jubilee?
Shame on the Ceredigion County Council. What a sad performance.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 06 Jun 2022, 15:33
by iesus


Target: Regime change
Result : Succeed

Oh wait it's the wrong country :lol: :lol: :innocent: :notworthy: :bat: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 09 Jun 2022, 00:23
by EvilBastard
Pista wrote: 19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
Fair enough - if I lived in Massachusetts I'd rather have a sexual relationship with quite literally anything before I boinked a local.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 09 Jun 2022, 01:08
by eastmidswhizzkid
EvilBastard wrote: 09 Jun 2022, 00:23
Pista wrote: 19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
Fair enough - if I lived in Massachusetts I'd rather have a sexual relationship with quite literally anything before I boinked a local.
:lol:
>>gene pool of Connecticut spies it's chance to improve<<

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 Jun 2022, 21:20
by andymackem
Made me buy an Anaconda

This is just round the corner from me. I'm not leaving the house until I see confirmation that it's back in its box.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 Jun 2022, 22:54
by iesus
Harmless they say :lol: :lol: :lol: