Heartland

Like A Horror Movie Plot

I'm left wondering how transplant companies issue recall notices?

In the old days, the tribe chiefs and blue blooded ones got gold, food and weapons into their graves. What will future`s archeologists think if they find boddies that contain "Gloves an aprons"..?
That`s a sin! I mean, the aprons and stuff don´t compost, do they?

Heh, bit of a change of philosophy - not so much taking it with you, as leaving too much behind.

Most of the stuff, er, 'found' is completely artifical and won't degrade, even if exposed to all the fun stuff a decaying corpse can provide. Lovely.

And to rifle poor old Alistair for parts! I used to listen to Letters from America, and it helped build this wholly inaccurate portrayal of the US, for which I may never be able to thank him enough.

As the guys from the garbage collection are curently on strike in parts of germany, there is a great idea comming up.. resulting in:
"Oh Lord, take Granda`s soul to your side, along with yesterdays turkey, a number of teabags and some soft greenish potatoes!"
Let the churches do a bit of usefull work for all the money they receive!