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I'm for the off on the 15 April 2041 :eek: .........apparently.
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That's gonna be one HELL of a NYE party then :eek:
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March 3, 2006 ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:March 3, 2006 ;D

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NO! No, no.... :(
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s**t! Forgot mine...

Wednesday, July 18th, 2068.

:eek: That makes me 94!
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2045! f**k OFF! :eek:

I'll be 61 then.

Apparently I'll live to 95 though, if I cheer the fcuk up :roll: :oops: .

Least I'll never own a Stannah stairlift.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:March 3, 2006 ;D

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Live fast, die young? :lol:

Just make sure to do your performance before you die :wink:

That damn site already knew when I was born, god knows how come :eek: No wonder I'm born in 1984 :lol:

Anyway: Saturday, April 20, 2058, so that would make me 73, not bad at all 8)

By the way, this actually was one of the very first sites I ever visited on the internet :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Free drinks and food at the Ancienne Belgique after the gig is a nice enough death as it is, Zeno ;)

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90.

cant complain.
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hmmmm July 2,2047 my exhubby's b-day ?

ripe ol age of 79 which is totally unlikely cinsidering the fact my parents died at 71 and 73
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Saturday, August 28, 2038

Far too long for my liking.
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Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038

Far too long for my liking.
49 years old? :eek: :?

Gee... r-e-s-p-e-c-t, Kurt Cobain ;D

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About 5 1/2 inches, as you're asking.

Ah, now I see the clicky... :innocent:

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EvilBastard wrote:About 5 1/2 inches, as you're asking.
Cold, is it? :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:About 5 1/2 inches, as you're asking.
Cold, is it? :innocent:
Nah, he's talking about the first query from the Body Mass Index Calculator ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038

Far too long for my liking.
49 years old? :eek: :?

Gee... r-e-s-p-e-c-t, Kurt Cobain ;D

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(For the Krauts: Kurt Cobain hat es gewußt, im Alter droht Gesichtsverlust!)

I´m due on wednesday, march 30th 2044. Dark, you`re invited to come to my funeral party. ;D
That`s 73 years. 39 to go. Well. Does anybody have an idea what I should do all the time? Except "Learn english!", that is..?
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Sunday, May 20, 2029

Which makes me sixty-six. Not six-six-six for you goff watchers. :von:

Oh well, nobody ever does anything on a Sunday. Except die. :cry:
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Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038

Far too long for my liking.
What makes you think I'll be done with you by then?

You're staying alive much longer than that, whether you like it or not :kiss:
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That means I have to live on twenty years after your death, Johnny dear :)

Enough reason NOT to marry you... couldn't stand the loneliness and ting ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That means I have to live on twenty years after your death, Johnny dear :)

Enough reason NOT to marry you... couldn't stand the loneliness and ting ;D

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True Iz, but as a Rock Star, you have OD'd by then on tour and I'll just live off your royalties a la Courtney Slag Love.

Deal? :D
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Dark wrote:Saturday, August 28, 2038

Far too long for my liking.
49 years old? :eek: :?

Gee... r-e-s-p-e-c-t, Kurt Cobain ;D

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You compare ME to Kurt Cobain?

Give me some credit, at least I can make music without feeling the urge to stick a gun in my mouth.

Mind you, simulated fellatio with a gun would be interesting for a gig.. :lol: :innocent:
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And how do you propose to get your tackle down the mouth of a shotgun? :innocent:
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not clicked it Keith, but I reckon May 8, 2006

seriously!
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2012!

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