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Q: If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?















A: Somewhere over the rainbow.














I've already got me coat on

A young chap takes his young lady out on a date, and they go to the local funfair. The have a ride on the Big Dipper, and he asks her what she would like to do next. "I want to get weighed," she replies.
He thinks this is a little strange, but they go to the Speak-your-Weight machine and she gets weighed.
Then they have a ride on the Pirate Ship, and again he asks what she wants to do now. "I want to get weighed," she replies again.
He still thinks this is a little strange, but they go to the Speak-your-Weight machine again and she gets weighed.
Then they have a ride on the dodgems, and he asks what she would like to do next. "I want to get weighed," she replies again.
He thinks this is very odd behaviour, so he takes her back to her place and goes home.
When she gets home, her mother asks her how her date was.
"Wousy," she replies.

[hold the door for me, Mik - I'm coming too ]

to both

is it the 'wah hey!' joke, if not I really don't understand

and the 'wah hey!' joke was pretty lame to begin with

James Blast wrote:is it the 'wah hey!' joke, if not I really don't understand

and the 'wah hey!' joke was pretty lame to begin with

I don't know the "wah-hey" joke - I believe the humour is in the fact that the young lady confuses her "L"s and "W"s - hence "wousy" instead of "lousy", and "weighed" instead of...well, you get the picture. If this joke was a horse, they'd have shot it.

EvilBastard wrote:If this joke was a horse, they'd have shot it.