Planet's Bar and Grill

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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VonsGirl
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Wanted one Bar Man. One Goth,...to spin the tunes... and ohers.. ..

QB The Bar Is NOW OPEN> :wink:

Barman Blast... where are you??????????????????????????????????
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Big Si
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VonsGirl wrote:Wanted one Bar Man. One Goth,...to spin the tunes... and ohers.. ..

QB The Bar Is NOW OPEN> :wink:

Barman Blast... where are you??????????????????????????????????
No vacancy for a doorman/bouncer :eek: :evil:

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James Blast
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I'm here but Mr. The Goth has disappeared in a puff of smoke :(
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Planet Dave
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Surely that'd be a puff of dry ice?

While we're here, double JD and coke please. Good to see you back in business BeeP. 8) :P

Can I skin up in the corner? :innocent:
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Big Si
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Planet Dave wrote:Surely that'd be a puff of dry ice?

While we're here, double JD and coke please. Good to see you back in business BeeP. 8) :P

Can I skin up in the corner? :innocent:
That's £4.50 for the drink and £40 for the weed.

Provvy cheques and ginger bottles are accepted.

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Needs a jukebox for fonz-esque jukebox slapping.
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Big Si
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d00mw0lf wrote:Needs a jukebox for fonz-esque jukebox slapping.
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Andie
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wow...

James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man :wink:
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Burn wrote:wow...

James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man :wink:
Shandy, wasn't it?
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Big Si
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Burn wrote:wow...

James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man :wink:
That'll be £30 for the lapdance, please!

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Andie
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Burn wrote:wow...

James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man :wink:
Shandy, wasn't it?

err...more like Lager bottom as i received recently :? :lol:
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Big Si wrote:
Burn wrote:wow...

James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man :wink:
That'll be £30 for the lapdance, please!

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crikey...if you're doing the lapdance Si...
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£30 quid well spent :innocent: :wink: :lol:
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Burn wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Burn wrote:wow...

James, can you remember how i take my lager?...good man :wink:
That'll be £30 for the lapdance, please!

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crikey...if you're doing the lapdance Si...
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£30 quid well spent :innocent: :wink: :lol:
Nope that'll be Mr Blast in his Tron suit! :lol:

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Andie
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Big Si wrote:Nope that'll be Mr Blast in his Tron suit! :lol:

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:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:


Quality Si...pure Quality
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James Blast
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yir barred, baith aw yez
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Big Si
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James Blast wrote:yir barred, baith aw yez
Barred me?!?!?!?

<Give's Blast a severe malccy!>

Ho! Fanny Baws! Yer demoted. Nah git doon tha' cellar 'n wash tha' mess af thi waws, and pour it back into the lager!

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Edit:

make that drink a Jack 'n Coke will ya
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Planet Dave
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£40 :eek: :eek: :?: :?: Jeeves, go fetch the transit, there must be a lot of the stuff. :lol:

Good to see Mr Fat-Tron-Filth make a return to these boards. :eek: :notworthy: Same deal, I presume - first one under the table has to take him home. Lightweights beware. :twisted:
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MadameButterfly
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So are we open 24/7?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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Big Si
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MadameButterfly wrote:So are we open 24/7?
Go-go girls belong on the stage, not flirting with the customer's! :x

Planet Dave that'll be £100 please! :von:
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emilystrange
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can i have a job?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Big Si
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emilystrange wrote:can i have a job?
Can you rollerskate?
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Big Si
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Now installed in the Gents - http://www.tabooboo.com/Aboutvend.aspx :roll: :lol:
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Andie
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Big Si wrote:Now installed in the Gents - http://www.tabooboo.com/Aboutvend.aspx :roll: :lol:

nice touch Si...but surely the Girls should have one too!?!? :innocent:
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