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Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:52
by emilystrange
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story ... 11,00.html
i've seen one.. and i wondered if it was a good idea to use some products whilst on the dancefloor... discreet maybe, but a little... tricky
Re: ooo
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:57
by Big Si
There's been a lot of them in the pubs and clubs of glasgow for sometime now.......yes in the Gents
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:57
by scotty
.................and you can't get into the
Garage with a packet of Quavers
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:58
by boudicca
@Si - there
have!?
Tragic really. Anyone with an ounce of imagination could think up all sorts of filthy things to do with a bottle of Diet Coke...
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 18:59
by emilystrange
please.. i NEED to know what's in the boys' one...
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:05
by Big Si
emilystrange wrote:please.. i NEED to know what's in the boys' one...
They belong in the girls' one, if you see what I mean
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:15
by Izzy HaveMercy
boudicca wrote:Anyone with an ounce of imagination could think up all sorts of filthy things to do with a bottle of Diet Coke...
'Drinking it', for one
IZ.
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:17
by Izzy HaveMercy
Big Si wrote:emilystrange wrote:please.. i NEED to know what's in the boys' one...
They belong in the girls' one, if you see what I mean
It sells.... RYD key-rings?
How inventive!
IZ.
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:21
by Big Si
The machines I've seen weren't
these but they had the same contents
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:26
by EvilBastard
I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:
"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"
Miner's hat??
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:41
by boudicca
*shudder* good lord...
Vibrating ducks?
Posted: 07 Mar 2006, 19:43
by aims
Ok, so you can be given 5 years for so much as kissing in a toilet but it's ok to sell sex toys in them.
Glad that's cleared up
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:15
by Planet Dave
Motz wrote:Ok, so you can be given 5 years for so much as kissing in a toilet but it's ok to sell sex toys in them.
Glad that's cleared up
Welcome to capitalism.
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:18
by Badlander
EvilBastard wrote:I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:
"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"
Miner's hat??
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:29
by Debaser
Last Christmas (2004ish)we bought a vibrator and an inflatable sheep from a pub in the Bail in Lincoln.
Come to think of it, we've still got the sheep somewhere....
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:31
by aims
One of those "Shaggable Sheep" thingummys?
One was passed around the 6th form common room a couple of years back, I believe
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:48
by Planet Dave
Can you ditch all the talk of sheep? You'll be getting my neighbours giddy.
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 00:53
by boudicca
Planet Dave wrote:Can you ditch all the talk of sheep? You'll be getting my neighbours giddy.
And
Keef...
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 01:42
by EvilBastard
Badlander wrote:EvilBastard wrote:I have to admit to being troubled by a product that proclaims itself thus:
"This surgical steel plunger with increasing width and rippled surface is perfect for deep anal or vaginal explorations don't forget your miner's hat!"
Miner's hat??
Ok, I get that the miner's hat keeps one from getting conked on the head - but what does this have to do with vaginal or anal exploration, unless the object is very small or the subject is very large. Still confused...
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 01:58
by ailime
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 03:40
by Silver_Owl
they've sold
racing snakes in the pubs round our way for ages; in both the mens and womens. They haven't started stocking rampant rabbits yet though. What a nation we are. Get em on the streets alongside porn mag vending machines.
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 03:55
by ailime
Hom_Corleone wrote:Get em on the streets alongside porn mag vending machines.
hey, can i have hentai instead of regular porn ? hentai has lots more fun and less disturbing white sauce ...
^-^
mmmmm hentai on the go.... i love that idea
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 08:34
by Dark
Seconded.
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 09:30
by timsinister
My flashy, trashy, psuedo-upmarket bar has one of these machines. It vends inflatable sheep, cock rings, and some kind of
faux vibrator.
Very popular amongst the flat-top football fans and shrieking orange estate girls.
Posted: 08 Mar 2006, 09:54
by canon docre
I thought sex toys are for people who have given up going to bars since a long time?
@timsinister: what exactly is a vaux vibrator? I thought a vibrator is already a vaux dick? Or was it vice versa?