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Mar 10 - Exclusive extract from Wayne Rooney's new book
Posted: 10 Mar 2006, 14:50
by markfiend
Wayne Rooney wrote:Thursday:
today I played football with my friends I wore a red shirt then I visited a lady who looked like my Mum and played with my winkey when I got home Coleen was cross and threw my fishfingers in the bin so I bought her some shoes made of gold and she was happy again and then I went to bed
Posted: 10 Mar 2006, 14:50
by EvilBastard
So there's 2 people subscribing to the MailOut, then...
Posted: 10 Mar 2006, 15:03
by markfiend
Posted: 10 Mar 2006, 16:43
by Purple Light
Like it. I detest Rooney. He should be nuked. Bloody Man United scum.
Posted: 10 Mar 2006, 19:12
by Brideoffrankenstein
I cannot believe he is going to write 5 books himself
Posted: 11 Mar 2006, 07:34
by Silver_Owl
I don't think a word of the real book is his, now is it?
A fantastic footballer he is.
Hemingway he ain't.
Can we wait until after the world cup to nuke him?
