Heartland

From today's Glasgow Herald:

Glasgow's new band venue, the ABC in Sauchiehall Street, never bothered with a cigarette machine, which is why so many customers beg the stewards to allow them to nip outside to the newsagents'.

As the stewards don't have a re-entry stamp, and to distinguish them from those who have not yet paid, they ask the smokers to produce a Cadbury's Creme Egg on their return.

With hundreds of Creme Eggs piling up, the stewards are determined to reach 1000 before Easter. They will then don ate the eggs to Yorkhill Sick Kids Hospital.

That's stewards for you, hard on the outside but soft on the inside - bit like a Creme Egg really.

Anyone here get that at the Baw-hoose gig?

That's fookin' genius :notworthy::lol:

Git oot o' the Weegie thread, Scouse Boy!!!

Ye wahnt a STABBIN'?

he's already nicked the wheels off of your ma's chelsea tractor and left it on bricks -all in the time it took you to post that.

If I was Scouse I'd no doubt respond with some witty local slang. As I'm not, I think I'll just take the stabbin' like a man

Seriously, I'm on the wrong side of the Mersey, speak more like a Southerner and wouldn't have a clue how to remove your wheels, never mind have the strength to put the vehicle up on bricks. I guess I'm not a very good Scouser

And Lee's not a Weegie either...

sorry mike - i was trying to big you up then. i thought us non-colonials shoud stick together...however i wouldn't dream of stereotyping you as a scouse criminal -unless you support everton.

Bugger

I guess it's every man for himself then

But if it's any consolation, I don't really follow them much now

**one-off single post avatar change to show lifelong colours**

very good -france should go before liverpool if they both have to go though.

anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?

Pair of bastids.

As the only Weegie online at the moment, consider yerselves stabbed.

smiscandlon wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:anyway mike -did we do a good job of derailing that li'l bugger or what ?

Pair of bastids.

As the only Weegie online at the moment, consider yerselves stabbed.

tut tut..

Ah, though ye wid a chibbed tha bams...

Guid yin Steve-o ma man!

Although in Bearsden we stab any marauding Sassenachs with our very finest cutlery, obviously...

boudicca wrote: Guid yin Steve-o ma man!

Although in Bearsden we stab any marauding Sassenachs with our very finest cutlery, obviously...

Don't you mean the servants do the stabbing, while you 'upper crust' retire to the drawing room for canapes, and watch the events on CCTV?

Big Si wrote:

boudicca wrote: Guid yin Steve-o ma man!

Although in Bearsden we stab any marauding Sassenachs with our very finest cutlery, obviously...

Don't you mean the servants do the stabbing, while you 'upper crust' retire to the drawing room for canapes, and watch the events on CCTV?

Mibbies aye...

Shuttit! thi load a ye.

James Blast wrote:Shuttit! thi load a ye.

Whit's up?

Ur we nickin' all yer best patter?

Next!

I dunnae ken Scottisch....

Ozpat wrote:I dunnae ken Scottisch....

Dan klapte gewoën iet angders aai

So, when you get yourself an egg, you get free entrance to the venue?

Obviousman wrote:So, when you get yourself an egg, you get free entrance to the venue?

that's aboot this size ay it Z

Ooh, cheapest way to get into a gig ever then

I'm off up to Glasgow with a bag full of Creme Eggs. You probably have some decent bands playing there.

Jist as well there's the North Sea between us and anybody smart enough to work this out!

Tanker Ahoy!