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The flute player.

While out on a hunting expedition, a man is climbing over a fallen tree when his shotgun goes off, hitting him straight in the groin. Rushed to hospital, he awakes from the anaesthetic to find the surgeon has done a marvellous job repairing his damaged member. As he dresses to go home, the surgeon wanders over and hands him a business card. ‘This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him.’ The guy is shocked. ‘But it says here that he’s a professional flute player,’ he says. ‘How can he help me?’ The doctor smiles. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘he’s going to show you where to put your fingers so you don't p*ss in your eye.’

scotty wrote:The flute player.

While out on a hunting expedition, a man is climbing over a fallen tree when his shotgun goes off, hitting him straight in the groin. Rushed to hospital, he awakes from the anaesthetic to find the surgeon has done a marvellous job repairing his damaged member. As he dresses to go home, the surgeon wanders over and hands him a business card. ‘This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him.’ The guy is shocked. ‘But it says here that he’s a professional flute player,’ he says. ‘How can he help me?’ The doctor smiles. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘he’s going to show you where to put your fingers so you don't p*ss in your eye.’

And you're proud of yourself ?

Not more flute jokes!

I've got to play my actual flute at singing tonight and I won't be able to keep a straight face

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Not more flute jokes!

I've got to play my actual flute at singing tonight and I won't be able to keep a straight face

And here was me thinking you were a girl.... ah well...

Reminds me a bit of






IZ.

massed teenage flautists, one of my reccurring nightmares, thanks IZ

James Blast wrote:massed teenage flautists, one of my reccurring nightmares, thanks IZ

's Nothing... Of late, I dream about army material embossed with our logo, and got chased around the place by this huuuge eye

IZ.