Courtroom shambles

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Pat
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What a prat ? :lol:
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Pat wrote:clicky
What a prat ? :lol:
PRAT
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God he's ugly.
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My thoughts exactly :lol:
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I knew this girl at college who was a total Libertines groupie. She used to show us pictures of Mr. Nae-Talent on her mobile phone, and run to turn up the radio when they were on.

She also shagged the drummer from Bloc Party, apparently :roll: . f**k's sake who boasts about shagging a drummer?

I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun! :innocent: :eek: :lol: :oops:
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boudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun! :innocent: :eek: :lol: :oops:
I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire :roll: , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girl :twisted: :P
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun! :innocent: :eek: :lol: :oops:
I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire :roll: , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girl :twisted: :P
Slow and steady wins the race... :innocent: :twisted:
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more fun in there..
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boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun! :innocent: :eek: :lol: :oops:
I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire :roll: , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girl :twisted: :P
Slow and steady wins the race... :innocent: :twisted:
:eek: :lol: Ya gutter moothed hing oot :twisted: :kiss:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
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scotty wrote: I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire :roll: , now get your mind out of the gutter my Girl :twisted: :P
Slow and steady wins the race... :innocent: :twisted:
:eek: :lol: Ya gutter moothed hing oot :twisted: :kiss:
Well, the telly's crap these days - a girl's got to make her own entertainment.
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That's the last thread I start. From Pete Doherty going down to Claire getting jiggy.......how?
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Pat wrote:That's the last thread I start. From Pete Doherty going down to Claire getting jiggy.......how?
I'm wi you Pat, chuck that cock Pete D in the clink and chuck Claire af o' here, she's like a drunk train driver :innocent: :P :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:I knew this girl at college who was a total Libertines groupie. She used to show us pictures of Mr. Nae-Talent on her mobile phone, and run to turn up the radio when they were on.
How can you lust for such an ugly looking bastard ? :urff: :roll:

I understand Dr Avalanche is already engaged to Nurse. :innocent: :lol:
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Wasn't Peat - erm, oh yeah, Kate, sorry - Moss with him awhile back? Yeeeeuck! *Shudder* :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Think so.
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he's not real anyway - he's a Buddy Holly impersonator. The KLF created him, remember :?: :wink:
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Christ, I need some mental floss after that! :lol:

Silly bastard, as if the police aren't going to be watching you, hours after an appearence!? He's getting just what he deserves.

Can't say I object to his singing that much. That probably makes me some kind of zealot outcast, but I've never had an actual problem - I didn't mind him singing on that Song for Lovers track.

Flame if you must. :P
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If I (or any of us) had been caught with class A as many times as he has, we'd be doing 5 years by now. :evil:

How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
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markfiend wrote:If I (or any of us) had been caught with class A as many times as he has, we'd be doing 5 years by now. :evil:

How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
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OK, so his father's an army officer... not likely to get jailed by a beak then is he?

Good old British class system in effect, innit?
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Gottdammerung wrote:OK, so his father's an army officer... not likely to get jailed by a beak then is he?

Good old British class system in effect, innit?
Right, I didn't know that.

Regular working-class hero, isn't he? :roll:
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boudicca wrote:I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun! :innocent: :eek: :lol: :oops:
Topic derailed in 6 - is that a record?
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Not even close. Sorry ;)
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Motz wrote:Not even close. Sorry ;)
Yes, but in truth, it is usually me who does it! :oops:
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James (or Mark, I forget who) once managed to derail a thread with the first post.
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