Courtroom shambles
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 20:19
PRAT
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Re: Courtroom shambles
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 20:27
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 20:32
God he's ugly.
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 20:38
My thoughts exactly 
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 20:40
Tosser!
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:03
I knew this girl at college who was a total Libertines groupie. She used to show us pictures of Mr. Nae-Talent on her mobile phone, and run to turn up the radio when they were on.
She also shagged the drummer from Bloc Party, apparently
. f**k's sake who boasts about shagging a drummer?
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
She also shagged the drummer from Bloc Party, apparently
. f**k's sake who boasts about shagging a drummer?I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:06
I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claireboudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
, now get your mind out of the gutter my Girl 
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:13
Slow and steady wins the race...scotty wrote:I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claireboudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:14
more fun in there..
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:15
boudicca wrote:Slow and steady wins the race...scotty wrote:I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claireboudicca wrote:
I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
Ya gutter moothed hing oot 
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:18
Well, the telly's crap these days - a girl's got to make her own entertainment.scotty wrote:boudicca wrote:Slow and steady wins the race...scotty wrote: I don't think that The Doktor has a FAST SPIN setting Claire
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:19
That's the last thread I start. From Pete Doherty going down to Claire getting jiggy.......how?
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:23
I'm wi you Pat, chuck that cock Pete D in the clink and chuck Claire af o' here, she's like a drunk train driverPat wrote:That's the last thread I start. From Pete Doherty going down to Claire getting jiggy.......how?
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:29
How can you lust for such an ugly looking bastard ?boudicca wrote:I knew this girl at college who was a total Libertines groupie. She used to show us pictures of Mr. Nae-Talent on her mobile phone, and run to turn up the radio when they were on.
I understand Dr Avalanche is already engaged to Nurse.
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:47
Wasn't Peat - erm, oh yeah, Kate, sorry - Moss with him awhile back? Yeeeeuck! *Shudder*
Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 21:52
Think so.
Posted: 21 Apr 2006, 00:56
he's not real anyway - he's a Buddy Holly impersonator. The KLF created him, remember 
Posted: 21 Apr 2006, 08:56
Christ, I need some mental floss after that!
Silly bastard, as if the police aren't going to be watching you, hours after an appearence!? He's getting just what he deserves.
Can't say I object to his singing that much. That probably makes me some kind of zealot outcast, but I've never had an actual problem - I didn't mind him singing on that Song for Lovers track.
Flame if you must.
Silly bastard, as if the police aren't going to be watching you, hours after an appearence!? He's getting just what he deserves.
Can't say I object to his singing that much. That probably makes me some kind of zealot outcast, but I've never had an actual problem - I didn't mind him singing on that Song for Lovers track.
Flame if you must.
Posted: 21 Apr 2006, 10:32
If I (or any of us) had been caught with class A as many times as he has, we'd be doing 5 years by now. 
How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
Posted: 21 Apr 2006, 11:04
*edit*markfiend wrote:If I (or any of us) had been caught with class A as many times as he has, we'd be doing 5 years by now.
How does that talentless no-mark get away with it?
OK, so his father's an army officer... not likely to get jailed by a beak then is he?
Good old British class system in effect, innit?
Posted: 21 Apr 2006, 11:19
Right, I didn't know that.Gottdammerung wrote:OK, so his father's an army officer... not likely to get jailed by a beak then is he?
Good old British class system in effect, innit?
Regular working-class hero, isn't he?
Posted: 23 Apr 2006, 00:36
Topic derailed in 6 - is that a record?boudicca wrote:I'd prefer to get jiggy with Dr. Avalanche myself. Oooh I bet that machine could give a lady a lot of fun!
Posted: 23 Apr 2006, 00:37
Not even close. Sorry
Posted: 23 Apr 2006, 01:03
Yes, but in truth, it is usually me who does it!Motz wrote:Not even close. Sorry
timsinister wrote:
mental floss
Posted: 23 Apr 2006, 10:34
James (or Mark, I forget who) once managed to derail a thread with the first post.
You have a CAT!?