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Quote of the Day!
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:09
by scotty
"
What happens if Sheep don't get their FUR 
cut?, does it just keep growing 'till you get a really big FURRY Sheep?, it must all fall out naturally every year".
Sheep......Fur....WTF
.
I'll not tell you who it was, they can own up
, but you'd have thought a
Posh Bird fi
Bearsden would've known Sheep don't have "
FUR"
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:11
by DerekR
phew, when i saw the reference to this in the chatroom I thought it was gonna be something like "what's a sheep fur?" answers on a postcard
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:12
by scotty
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:34
by James Blast
jist as well some ay us don't huv blackouts aw thi time
now where did they Paris CDs go?
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:36
by Big Si
Wikipedia wrote:Wool is the fibre derived from the fur of gay animals of the Caprinae family, principally sheep and goats, but the hair of other mammals such as alpacas may also be called drool.
@
scotty - You'd best send her a PM apologising profusely
James Blast wrote:Ya Fud!
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:39
by scotty
Big Si wrote:Wikipedia wrote:Wool is the fibre derived from the fur of gay animals of the Caprinae family, principally sheep and goats, but the hair of other mammals such as alpacas may also be called drool.
@
scotty - You'd best send her a PM apologising profusely
James Blast wrote:Ya Fud!
That will be right, Wool's Wool, Fur's Fur, we all...........well nearly all ken the diffirence, fcuk what the wikiwhatsit says
, Furry Sheep
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:43
by James Blast
Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:50
by Big Si
James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Hey, she might buy me a drink on monday for defending her honour
Naw, thaim posh burdz ur aw the same - nae nickers, 'n nae money! 
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:51
by scotty
James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of
Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's Wooly
Posted: 05 May 2006, 19:58
by Big Si
scotty wrote:James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of
Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's Wooly
Hairy?
I thought we were talking about Fur!
"Furry boot land" - that's sheep's wool in them boot's innit?
Posted: 05 May 2006, 20:00
by scotty
Big Si wrote:scotty wrote:James Blast wrote:Aye! n' naeb'die likes a show aff
Aye, when did you ever get a "Hairy Jumper" fi yer Granny at Christmas, did you ever hear of
Pringle or Lyle & Scott making a "Hairy" Tank Top?, do Men ever talk about women's "Wooly" bits?....Naw!!!, Hairy's Hairy and Wooly's Wooly
Hairy?
I thought we were talking about Fur!
"Furry boot land" - that's sheep's wool in them boot's innit?
Fur...Hair.......I just ken that neither's Wool
Posted: 05 May 2006, 20:19
by Andy TG
NO WELSH SHEEP SHAGGING JOKES PLEASE!!!!!
Posted: 05 May 2006, 20:23
by Big Si
Andy TG wrote:NO WELSH SHEEP SHAGGING JOKES PLEASE!!!!!
Izzy thinks "sheep lovers come from Glasgow" so don't you start confusing him!
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:10
by boudicca
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:14
by emilystrange
hey! i want to do scotty over too! leave some for me...
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:17
by aims
Over what,
ems?
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:17
by scotty
Just you name the place and time Girls, and I'll bring the Baby Oil and a blow up paddling pool
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:19
by scotty
Motz wrote:Over what,
ems?
A multitude of things
Mike, a multitude of things............probably
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:22
by emilystrange
*maintains dignified silence*
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:23
by boudicca
Over a barbecue...
I'm sure Chateau B'Last will oblige.
Posted: 05 May 2006, 21:25
by boudicca
... on second thoughts, you'd prob'ly be a wee bit teuch...
Posted: 05 May 2006, 22:35
by James Blast
in case any o' yiz missed this post elsewhaur:
James Blast wrote:I'm just so happy yesterday happened, I'll be numb till Monday when I get a top up
Keith Man, ye drove like a star doon and oop!
I'd nivir huv ken'd ye wir in pain.
Fur a decrepit auld grouch I thoat I did pretty well, but then
Francis does take great care of me. I love ya man and am so looking forward to welcoming you to my fair city on Monday.
If the weather holds - BBQ and drinky-poos at Chateau B'Last, kick off about 3pm > cab to Stavka > The Sisters ABC, Glasgow Sauchiehall St.
PS. I am willing to drive my (overheating) car to the city and pick up
Francis and as many waifs and strays as my wreck will hold.
No sweary words in front of
The Mum*, puh-leez!
*please call her Molly and not Mother Blast
Posted: 09 May 2006, 02:14
by weebleswobble
This is the closest Heartland has come to an Irvine Welsh novel-think of all the pure wee dunderheeds getting oot their Scottish-to-English dictionaries
watchooterapolis
Posted: 09 May 2006, 05:29
by 6FeetOver
Nae! I understand! And as always, *so jealous* of all o' ye.
