Andrew Eldritch action figures
Posted: 11 May 2006, 02:19
'Bomb-the-f**k-out-of-some-third-world-country Andy' dresses as a US marine, coming with helicopter gunship armed to gills with bombs and missiles and napalm and Agent Orange/Mustard Gas canisters and stuff. Includes offer to buy 'War on Drugs' at a discount. Just move BTFOOSTWC Andy's helicopter around to start Wagner playing. Pull string on BTFOOSTWC Andy's back to hear him recite snippets of dialogue from 'Apocalypse Now'.
'Bestiality Andy' feels animals deep inside and comes (hmmm!) with cat and court order.
'Oxford Andy' comes with a drum set. Just wind him up and he plays a variety of punk rock drum lines using a minimum amount of drums and absolutely no symbols (this was what Andy was doing before the Sisters). Also says five fun phrases in fluent Mandarin Chinese (action figure will forget phrases after approximately four to ten years). Comes with stack of Iggy and the Stooges and Suicide records.
http://tours.tsom.org/humor/action-figures.htm
'Bestiality Andy' feels animals deep inside and comes (hmmm!) with cat and court order.
'Oxford Andy' comes with a drum set. Just wind him up and he plays a variety of punk rock drum lines using a minimum amount of drums and absolutely no symbols (this was what Andy was doing before the Sisters). Also says five fun phrases in fluent Mandarin Chinese (action figure will forget phrases after approximately four to ten years). Comes with stack of Iggy and the Stooges and Suicide records.
http://tours.tsom.org/humor/action-figures.htm
