Heartland

Well I got green eyes
I'm so tough
I knocked over over over over
All your stuff
I pissed, I pissed the carpet
I climbed the curtain
I scratched your neck
Now you're hurtin'
And I say "meow..."
And for the final bit:

And I said: "Next time you'll clean my box or,
Next time, the carpet
If you don't clean my box I'll
p*ss the carpet!"

Should be called "Ode to Spiggy"

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Badlander wrote:http://tours.tsom.org/humor/

Yes, yes I was not taking credit for the beautifully rewritten
Carpet pisser..

Tattle